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Danny
12-May-2006, 04:56 PM
got some pirateyness buried deep down you need to let out then you be at the right plac, yaaarg!

sky be high says i, yaargh!

i see some treasar ov'r thar'!

aarrghh trivium be reet crap,..... yaargh!

mista_mo
12-May-2006, 04:59 PM
Eiii, howe mucho crack be ye smokin' arghhhhhh

Adrenochrome
12-May-2006, 05:13 PM
Hobbles me mother! Thrice be the scallawags here that be shiverin' me timbers! To the plank me says! Arrrrgh Arrrrgh and Mr. Christian and all that Jazz!

dmbfanintn
12-May-2006, 06:15 PM
Hobbles me mother! Thrice be the scallawags here that be shiverin' me timbers! To the plank me says! Arrrrgh Arrrrgh and Mr. Christian and all that Jazz!

Damn, I was wanting to use "shiver me timbers", but beat me to it.

You know what, I don't care.

Arrr, shiver me timbers, arrr!

Adrenochrome
12-May-2006, 06:17 PM
Damn, I was wanting to use "shiver me timbers", but beat me to it.

You know what, I don't care.

Arrr, shiver me timbers, arrr!
"shiver me timbers" is a great line, eh?

Tricky
12-May-2006, 06:37 PM
Aaarrrr,splice me Y fronts and shiver me timbers!

Danny
12-May-2006, 07:26 PM
arrrgh as ye gots 20 dabloons fer't bus dick-ed'.

pirate devvo.:lol:

erisi236
12-May-2006, 07:30 PM
shiver me timbers (http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/30/messages/2153.html)

just incase, like me, you wondered what that ment. :D

LoSTBoY
12-May-2006, 08:07 PM
Arrrrggghhh!! I'm so bad I have two eyepatches :cool:

Yeeeaaarrrrhhhh!!!

Terran
12-May-2006, 09:04 PM
*mumbles*
*slurs*
.....Mmmm.... grog.......

*belches*

Danny
12-May-2006, 09:07 PM
are they be nutin' be as much fun as speakin like a salty daawg!:lol:

MinionZombie
12-May-2006, 11:00 PM
Yargh, this chair be high - says I!

YARRRRGHHH! *pirate ghosts!!!* (or was that ghost pirates?)

Swab my decks and roger my jolly, avast me hearties, we set sail at dawn fer the promised land.

YARGH! This be some kind of treyzure map!

I'm tried now...

LoSTBoY
12-May-2006, 11:17 PM
Yearrr, I don't know what I'm doing.

MinionZombie
13-May-2006, 11:10 AM
Yarrrr, my mother was a tree...

mista_mo
13-May-2006, 05:26 PM
Eye, I's bee settin' sale for thare isle of fat virgins' areeeeeeeeeeeeee

I need ta set sale at dawn fo, the smiley yanks are aftarrrrr us with thareeeee golden mongoose glass ships arrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I"d fondle you if you gave meeee the parfect idleness arrrrrr

I'd gletchin to shiver yarrrr timbers anyday on da blue sea ya scallywag!

MinionZombie
13-May-2006, 07:47 PM
Yarrrrgh, I think ye be a real pirate, yarrr.

Avast, me hearties! This be no man, this be a rotten scally wag pirate, har har!

HLS
13-May-2006, 08:25 PM
A'hoy me friends!

You all stole my line grrrrrr....

I was also going to say shiver me timbers.:evil:


Yarrrrgh, I think ye be a real pirate, yarrr.

Avast, me hearties! This be no man, this be a rotten scally wag pirate, har har!

Damn, that a good one :D

MapMan
14-May-2006, 03:19 PM
Black Gangsta Pirate:
Avast there yo Muther Fuc**rs. Wasssup I make yo ass walk the plank and shi*. Three dead honkies on a dead brothers chest, leaving my ship for the Escalde to gun down the rest. Yo the ho's blow dis man down.

Black Gangsta Parrot:
Yea boy MapMan represented the big orange. Im out. Peace to all my peeps.

Danny
14-May-2006, 03:34 PM
avast ye salty dogs thar be the grandest post that'll evar be postad on this har' thread ye scurvy bunch of colwoobles yeh' off to davvy jones ye scab!, arrrrgh it be the best strip club in the carribian...

...yaaaargh!

dmbfanintn
15-May-2006, 12:33 PM
Black Gangsta Pirate:
Avast there yo Muther Fuc**rs. Wasssup I make yo ass walk the plank and shi*. Three dead honkies on a dead brothers chest, leaving my ship for the Escalde to gun down the rest. Yo the ho's blow dis man down.

Black Gangsta Parrot:
Yea boy MapMan represented the big orange. Im out. Peace to all my peeps.

THAT is some funny azz sheet! AARRRR!

mista_mo
15-May-2006, 05:28 PM
Arrrghh, avast the scallydingles me mateys, yarrrgghhhhh! Time ta rape some seal fetus's and wag our scallys in peoples faces yarggghhh

MapMan
29-May-2008, 06:11 PM
Arrrrrrrrr...scratching me scrotum with me hook aaarrrrrrgggghhhh.

capncnut
29-May-2008, 07:36 PM
Arrrggghhh, who's bumpin' up old threads on this 'ere ship?

Arrrggghhh, it's MapMan, what's your butt doing 'ere, arrrggghhh!

I'll bet that butt has never been forced betwixt two splintered planks, to plug a leak, and save a ship, arrrggghhh! *

Now if you doind mind, me laddo, I'm going back to me bottle of port and the fat Spanish maiden I got locked in the hull, arrrggghhh!

<sings "Oh sweet lady of Wayrest, oh hey sweet lady of mine...">


* Thanks to Captain Rum for that one. :D

Neil
29-May-2008, 08:05 PM
And this doesn't belong in the lounge because?

MinionZombie
29-May-2008, 08:13 PM
Because it was started fooking AGES ago before the Lounge ever existed and has just been dug up from it's grave like a flogged zombie horse.

clanglee
29-May-2008, 08:16 PM
You know that my birthday is actually National Talk Like a Pirate day? Sept 19th, look it up.

oh and

Yarrr!!! Who was the bloated scallywag what dragged this thread up from the deeps of Davey Jones's locker?

Neil
30-May-2008, 07:52 AM
Because it was started fooking AGES ago before the Lounge ever existed and has just been dug up from it's grave like a flogged zombie horse.

Oh yeh! Hmmm.... :rolleyes:

Danny
30-May-2008, 10:17 PM
i forgot about this one, its odd it was ressurrected, in fact it unsettles me.:shifty:

FoodFight
09-Jun-2008, 12:07 AM
You, you and you, break open the weapons. You, you and you, into the rigging. And you.....put the kettle on!