DjfunkmasterG
08-Mar-2006, 01:34 PM
I have a George Carlin Calendar and I was reading some of the calendar a little ahead of time and this one had me LOL, and snorting at work.
"When you drive through an Entrance/Exit lane that has one of those signs DO NOT BACK UP-SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE, and you're going in the correct direction, don't you sort of worry about it anyway? Worry that maybe THEY got it wrong? Or somebody turned the sign around? Or some guy on drugs installed the spikes? Or maybe you're on drugs and you think.... am I doing this right? Am I backing up? No I seem to be going forward. Let's see. Which way are the spikes pointing? Oh I can't see the spikes anymore, maybe I should back up." :D
"When you drive through an Entrance/Exit lane that has one of those signs DO NOT BACK UP-SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE, and you're going in the correct direction, don't you sort of worry about it anyway? Worry that maybe THEY got it wrong? Or somebody turned the sign around? Or some guy on drugs installed the spikes? Or maybe you're on drugs and you think.... am I doing this right? Am I backing up? No I seem to be going forward. Let's see. Which way are the spikes pointing? Oh I can't see the spikes anymore, maybe I should back up." :D