Three Word Story [Archive]

Andy

27-Sep-2006, 03:59 PM

the natuaral follow on to word asciotation is the three word story. another great word game :D

the rules, if you havn't played before are simple. we put together a story, your post MUST follow on from the post before and can only contain 3 words.

A, THE, IS, IF, IT, US, AT, ON, all count as words. your post cannot contain more than 3 words at all.

i'll start...

in the beginning...

p2501

27-Sep-2006, 04:04 PM

there was Tang.....

LoSTBoY

27-Sep-2006, 04:25 PM

and Tang begot...

p2501

27-Sep-2006, 04:45 PM

a terrible curse

LouCipherr

27-Sep-2006, 04:59 PM

of his feet

HLS

27-Sep-2006, 05:02 PM

of his feet

That stank badly

Geophyrd

27-Sep-2006, 05:05 PM

but looked wonderful

Khardis

27-Sep-2006, 05:08 PM

and tasted better

LouCipherr

27-Sep-2006, 05:11 PM

in melted butter

Adrenochrome

27-Sep-2006, 05:16 PM

covered with cheese

Mike70

27-Sep-2006, 05:19 PM

placed in grease

Adrenochrome

27-Sep-2006, 05:20 PM

delicately and lovingly

Maitreya

27-Sep-2006, 05:22 PM

the toe was

p2501

27-Sep-2006, 05:32 PM

dipped in cheese

Adrenochrome

27-Sep-2006, 05:34 PM

and coated with

LouCipherr

27-Sep-2006, 05:36 PM

...enough saturated fat

Adrenochrome

27-Sep-2006, 05:39 PM

to make granny

p2501

27-Sep-2006, 06:24 PM

explode over dunkirk

Adrenochrome

27-Sep-2006, 06:32 PM

she screamed, "HEY...

Bunker65

27-Sep-2006, 06:57 PM

"Where's the beef?"

LouCipherr

27-Sep-2006, 07:01 PM

...to which he...

Adrenochrome

27-Sep-2006, 07:03 PM

...looked around the

p2501

27-Sep-2006, 07:16 PM

carport and muttered

mista_mo

27-Sep-2006, 07:54 PM

Holy acorns Batman

axlish

27-Sep-2006, 08:22 PM

Mrs. Wilson's appendix

Debbieangel

27-Sep-2006, 08:44 PM

exploded while napping

MinionZombie

27-Sep-2006, 09:03 PM

...fudge burst forth...

kortick

28-Sep-2006, 12:22 AM

and then He

Danny

28-Sep-2006, 12:50 AM

was rate angry

Eyebiter

28-Sep-2006, 12:56 AM

before the storm

Maitreya

28-Sep-2006, 01:37 AM

I took some

DeadJonas190

28-Sep-2006, 01:40 AM

shrooms, lsd and

Danny

28-Sep-2006, 01:40 AM

ate a badger

LoSTBoY

28-Sep-2006, 10:33 AM

whole, with a..

MinionZombie

28-Sep-2006, 11:05 AM

...uri geller spoon...

Dommm

28-Sep-2006, 11:48 AM

and suffered a

Eyebiter

28-Sep-2006, 11:59 AM

severe case of

MinionZombie

28-Sep-2006, 12:57 PM

...spicy anal leakage...

Adrenochrome

28-Sep-2006, 01:05 PM

The odor was

Dommm

28-Sep-2006, 02:13 PM

terrifyingly flowery with

p2501

28-Sep-2006, 02:13 PM

remnisicant of Grandma

Adrenochrome

28-Sep-2006, 02:31 PM

, my favorite scent.

p2501

28-Sep-2006, 02:43 PM

So last Tuesday.......

Adrenochrome

28-Sep-2006, 03:10 PM

Margarette and I,

p2501

28-Sep-2006, 03:56 PM

went to Quizzno's

MikePizzoff

28-Sep-2006, 04:00 PM

"mmm mmm mmm"

Adrenochrome

28-Sep-2006, 04:15 PM

please pass the

Tied2thetracks

28-Sep-2006, 06:25 PM

Like his secret.

Maitreya

28-Sep-2006, 06:58 PM

he told me

p2501

28-Sep-2006, 07:36 PM

that's utter nonsense.

MinionZombie

28-Sep-2006, 07:47 PM

...anal leakage glue...

Graebel

28-Sep-2006, 07:51 PM

to stop the....

MinionZombie

28-Sep-2006, 07:53 PM

...persistent underwear changing...

p2501

28-Sep-2006, 08:01 PM

between your siblings

Graebel

28-Sep-2006, 08:02 PM

who keep stealing

Maitreya

28-Sep-2006, 08:09 PM

their sister's panties

Danny

28-Sep-2006, 08:40 PM

like ron jeremy

MikePizzoff

28-Sep-2006, 09:16 PM

please pass the

Like his secret.

WHAT?!?!?! I QUIT THIS DAMN GAME!

DeadJonas190

29-Sep-2006, 12:52 AM

Since Mike quit I'll start off after "like Ron Jeremy" from Hellsing

and his large

Adrenochrome

29-Sep-2006, 12:55 AM

nostril inhalation system

Maitreya

29-Sep-2006, 01:30 AM

stopped viciously cycling

Danny

29-Sep-2006, 01:46 AM

to m.c hammer

DeadJonas190

29-Sep-2006, 03:27 AM

Stop! Hammer Time!

tju1973

29-Sep-2006, 03:55 AM

Reognize and listen.

Tied2thetracks

29-Sep-2006, 05:55 AM

wrapped in carmel

Dommm

29-Sep-2006, 10:39 AM

with choclate bits

Adrenochrome

29-Sep-2006, 11:54 AM

tasting alot like

Bunker65

29-Sep-2006, 12:33 PM

chicken with a

Adrenochrome

29-Sep-2006, 12:34 PM

hint of curry

Bunker65

29-Sep-2006, 12:46 PM

and chili peppers

p2501

29-Sep-2006, 02:07 PM

in mango sauce

MinionZombie

29-Sep-2006, 02:21 PM

...to my noise...

p2501

29-Sep-2006, 04:01 PM

oh baby yeah

Bunker65

29-Sep-2006, 04:11 PM

please do that

p2501

29-Sep-2006, 04:45 PM

in my butt

kortick

29-Sep-2006, 06:11 PM

like you did

LoSTBoY

29-Sep-2006, 06:16 PM

on our prom...

Maitreya

29-Sep-2006, 07:00 PM

when you said

mista_mo

29-Sep-2006, 07:30 PM

grease me scotty

p2501

29-Sep-2006, 07:56 PM

"i'm beamin' down."

Maitreya

29-Sep-2006, 10:56 PM

to planet earth

Graebel

29-Sep-2006, 10:58 PM

so strap on....

LoSTBoY

30-Sep-2006, 12:05 PM

..."Mr Violator" and...

Maitreya

30-Sep-2006, 12:19 PM

take me back

MinionZombie

30-Sep-2006, 12:33 PM

...to Catholic school...

Adrenochrome

30-Sep-2006, 01:02 PM

ahh, those kneesocks

MinionZombie

30-Sep-2006, 01:05 PM

...how they itch...

Adrenochrome

30-Sep-2006, 01:07 PM

, the fiber used...

MinionZombie

30-Sep-2006, 01:09 PM

...is bloody itchy...

Adrenochrome

30-Sep-2006, 01:14 PM

...even when soaked...

LoSTBoY

30-Sep-2006, 02:18 PM

..in virgin blood...

:sneaky:

Maitreya

30-Sep-2006, 06:31 PM

and even then

mista_mo

30-Sep-2006, 07:15 PM

it smells like

LoSTBoY

30-Sep-2006, 07:52 PM

teen spirit. However, ..

Danny

30-Sep-2006, 08:30 PM

the monkey dictated...

mista_mo

30-Sep-2006, 08:50 PM

that all men

MinionZombie

30-Sep-2006, 09:10 PM

...are below me...

mista_mo

30-Sep-2006, 09:15 PM

in width of

p2501

01-Oct-2006, 01:30 AM

my hanging cod.

Maitreya

01-Oct-2006, 06:41 AM

was high above

MinionZombie

01-Oct-2006, 11:08 AM

...the mantle piece...

Maitreya

01-Oct-2006, 11:23 AM

where I once

MaximusIncredulous

01-Oct-2006, 11:23 AM

...puked up torrents...

Danny

01-Oct-2006, 11:33 AM

OF STEAMING SKAG!:elol:

HLS

01-Oct-2006, 02:26 PM

But then I.....

MinionZombie

01-Oct-2006, 02:38 PM

...couldn't be bothered...

Danny

01-Oct-2006, 03:10 PM

with david hasslehoff...

MinionZombie

01-Oct-2006, 03:11 PM

...and his arrogance...

Danny

01-Oct-2006, 03:15 PM

in knight rider....:D

Maitreya

01-Oct-2006, 06:26 PM

with Gary Coleman

MaximusIncredulous

01-Oct-2006, 08:10 PM

...in a dress...

Fulcifan91

01-Oct-2006, 08:41 PM

also in makeup

Danny

02-Oct-2006, 12:53 AM

with a donkey...

kortick

02-Oct-2006, 01:36 AM

that smelled like

Maitreya

02-Oct-2006, 03:34 AM

the Mexican homeland

Danny

02-Oct-2006, 03:49 AM

but who should...

MinionZombie

02-Oct-2006, 11:00 AM

...get some pepsi...

p2501

02-Oct-2006, 02:05 PM

up his ass

MinionZombie

02-Oct-2006, 02:22 PM

...where I'm told...

p2501

02-Oct-2006, 03:40 PM

Mr T likes.........

MinionZombie

02-Oct-2006, 05:39 PM

(I was looking for "fudge is made" :lol: ... but let's roll on it...)

...singing at children...

p2501

02-Oct-2006, 05:41 PM

making fresh fudge....

MinionZombie

02-Oct-2006, 05:48 PM

...from round t'corner...

Maitreya

02-Oct-2006, 05:56 PM

in the oven

mista_mo

02-Oct-2006, 11:40 PM

where I birthed

p2501

03-Oct-2006, 12:02 AM

my ass baby

mista_mo

03-Oct-2006, 12:15 AM

who's father is

MaximusIncredulous

03-Oct-2006, 01:41 AM

...the guy upstairs...

Maitreya

03-Oct-2006, 01:51 AM

who then said

MaximusIncredulous

03-Oct-2006, 07:30 AM

...My bum itches...

Dommm

03-Oct-2006, 09:33 AM

and is rosemary...

MinionZombie

03-Oct-2006, 12:06 PM

...so have that...

Maitreya

03-Oct-2006, 04:39 PM

piece of pie

p2501

03-Oct-2006, 05:16 PM

and shut up.

MinionZombie

03-Oct-2006, 05:47 PM

...you whiny bitch...

Graebel

03-Oct-2006, 09:58 PM

before I slap....

mista_mo

03-Oct-2006, 11:26 PM

my own ass

Adrenochrome

04-Oct-2006, 12:31 AM

due to itching

mista_mo

04-Oct-2006, 12:34 AM

of my jaundice

Maitreya

04-Oct-2006, 12:39 AM

because my liver

MinionZombie

04-Oct-2006, 10:37 AM

...likes 24/7 drinking...

LoSTBoY

04-Oct-2006, 11:33 AM

..of old spice...

MinionZombie

04-Oct-2006, 12:11 PM

...and urine recyc...

(Red Dwarf reference there fer ya) :D

DjfunkmasterG

04-Oct-2006, 01:27 PM

...and urine recyc...

(Red Dwarf reference there fer ya) :D

While playing footsie

coma

04-Oct-2006, 02:54 PM

with your Mom

MinionZombie

04-Oct-2006, 04:07 PM

...and Mr Weatherby...

Dommm

04-Oct-2006, 04:26 PM

who is sucking

p2501

04-Oct-2006, 05:02 PM

my hanging cod

Maitreya

04-Oct-2006, 05:05 PM

which smells of

MinionZombie

04-Oct-2006, 09:59 PM

...something rather fishy...

LoSTBoY

05-Oct-2006, 05:41 PM

...possibly a kipper...

Maitreya

05-Oct-2006, 05:46 PM

which may have

p2501

05-Oct-2006, 05:49 PM

caused cancer in

MinionZombie

05-Oct-2006, 07:31 PM

...David Hasslehoff's hair...

p2501

05-Oct-2006, 07:33 PM

oh lordy lordy

Maitreya

05-Oct-2006, 11:23 PM

he said unmerrily

Dommm

06-Oct-2006, 09:58 AM

as he realised

LoSTBoY

06-Oct-2006, 10:29 AM

..his penis talked..

MinionZombie

06-Oct-2006, 11:24 AM

...another language, yeah...

Graebel

06-Oct-2006, 11:54 AM

things are wierd....

p2501

06-Oct-2006, 01:08 PM

and that's good.

Dommm

06-Oct-2006, 03:37 PM

it asked, "am...

Adrenochrome

06-Oct-2006, 05:49 PM

I just hairy?"

mista_mo

06-Oct-2006, 06:25 PM

it splurged out

Danny

06-Oct-2006, 07:20 PM

"larks a lordy!"

Maitreya

07-Oct-2006, 12:50 AM

spoketh he to

Adrenochrome

07-Oct-2006, 11:27 AM

thine multitude and

MaximusIncredulous

07-Oct-2006, 01:01 PM

...fish and chips...

Adrenochrome

07-Oct-2006, 01:41 PM

and paper clips

MinionZombie

07-Oct-2006, 02:59 PM

...shakin' on hips...

Debbieangel

07-Oct-2006, 04:45 PM

the booty flipflops...is that one word? lol

Maitreya

07-Oct-2006, 07:24 PM

clip clopped repeatedly

Adrenochrome

07-Oct-2006, 07:37 PM

until the fingers

MaximusIncredulous

07-Oct-2006, 07:37 PM

...make their way...

MinionZombie

07-Oct-2006, 08:48 PM

...up my nose...

Danny

07-Oct-2006, 08:52 PM

wit' rubber-hose...

Adrenochrome

07-Oct-2006, 08:53 PM

my girlfriend's pantyhose

MinionZombie

07-Oct-2006, 09:07 PM

...and loadsa snow...

Maitreya

07-Oct-2006, 09:10 PM

acted as blow

Danny

07-Oct-2006, 09:18 PM

we's ryhming ,ho?

MinionZombie

07-Oct-2006, 09:24 PM

...awwww yeah boyyyyeeeee...

Maitreya

07-Oct-2006, 10:16 PM

said Vanilla Ice

Graebel

08-Oct-2006, 01:46 PM

who is nice....

Danny

08-Oct-2006, 02:16 PM

christ!, hes white!

HLS

08-Oct-2006, 02:25 PM

like white(on) rice:D

sorry i squeezed two words together as one so not to look like i am over the 3 word limit. lmao

MaximusIncredulous

08-Oct-2006, 03:42 PM

...which should suffice...

Maitreya

08-Oct-2006, 06:38 PM

paying the price

MaximusIncredulous

08-Oct-2006, 06:59 PM

...covered with lice...

MinionZombie

08-Oct-2006, 09:12 PM

...death eatin' crackers...

Maitreya

08-Oct-2006, 09:31 PM

viewed by slackers

Danny

09-Oct-2006, 04:21 AM

,called em krackers....

DeadJonas190

09-Oct-2006, 04:54 AM

oyster or saltine?

Maitreya

09-Oct-2006, 05:53 AM

way too pristine

Danny

09-Oct-2006, 05:54 AM

so said mr.sheen.

MaximusIncredulous

09-Oct-2006, 07:50 AM

...smeared with Vaseline...

Maitreya

09-Oct-2006, 08:37 AM

on his spleen

MinionZombie

09-Oct-2006, 10:36 AM

...wipin' his windscreen...

Dommm

09-Oct-2006, 12:19 PM

needing a pee

Maitreya

09-Oct-2006, 05:09 PM

on Tits McGee

Graebel

09-Oct-2006, 05:30 PM

bronze #@**ing tree...

Maitreya

10-Oct-2006, 03:13 PM

watch out, Shmee!

MinionZombie

10-Oct-2006, 06:11 PM

...ya bloody bastard...

Dommm

11-Oct-2006, 08:58 AM

I am a

MinionZombie

11-Oct-2006, 10:25 AM

...ship alight, aiiight...

DjfunkmasterG

11-Oct-2006, 11:50 AM

Damn you Mutherf*cker!

MinionZombie

11-Oct-2006, 12:11 PM

...this be random!...

HLS

11-Oct-2006, 04:56 PM

this be stupid

Adrenochrome

11-Oct-2006, 05:02 PM

this be stupid

gimme a break:rolleyes:

Danny

11-Oct-2006, 05:12 PM

hir-in-moy-car!

MinionZombie

11-Oct-2006, 05:42 PM

...it's-a-Jaguar...

mista_mo

12-Oct-2006, 12:33 AM

eating a pig

Maitreya

12-Oct-2006, 02:59 AM

so very tastily

MinionZombie

12-Oct-2006, 11:06 AM

...dancin' a jig...

Adrenochrome

12-Oct-2006, 12:30 PM

wearing a wig

MinionZombie

12-Oct-2006, 12:36 PM

...oh so delicious...

Adrenochrome

12-Oct-2006, 12:39 PM

although, quite suspicious....

MinionZombie

12-Oct-2006, 01:16 PM

...and somewhat fictitious...

p2501

12-Oct-2006, 01:35 PM

but always vervacious.........

MinionZombie

12-Oct-2006, 02:11 PM

...chocolate mud baby...

Dommm

12-Oct-2006, 02:22 PM

fried in batter

Maitreya

12-Oct-2006, 03:02 PM

taking the latter

Dommm

12-Oct-2006, 03:26 PM

getting lil fatter

MinionZombie

12-Oct-2006, 04:17 PM

...mad 'lil hatter...

deadpunk

12-Oct-2006, 04:36 PM

it doesn't matter

Bunker65

12-Oct-2006, 05:06 PM

where the splatter

Maitreya

12-Oct-2006, 07:01 PM

lands in tatters

Dommm

13-Oct-2006, 03:00 PM

his will shatters

Debbieangel

13-Oct-2006, 05:17 PM

and it spatters

Maitreya

13-Oct-2006, 05:39 PM

over the ladder

Debbieangel

15-Oct-2006, 05:59 PM

all in tatters

MinionZombie

15-Oct-2006, 06:05 PM

...I'm really confused...

Adrenochrome

15-Oct-2006, 09:39 PM

as am I

MinionZombie

16-Oct-2006, 10:23 AM

...as to why...

Danny

16-Oct-2006, 11:05 AM

i cant decide...:rockbrow: :sneaky:

Maitreya

16-Oct-2006, 08:11 PM

what to do

MinionZombie

16-Oct-2006, 08:16 PM

...with this gorilla...

Maitreya

18-Oct-2006, 01:51 AM

he's so angry

DjfunkmasterG

18-Oct-2006, 02:02 AM

about sucking NUTZ

capncnut

18-Oct-2006, 05:34 AM

he eats his...

Maitreya

18-Oct-2006, 07:41 AM

own **** but

HLS

18-Oct-2006, 11:09 AM

this thread is getting dull I think its time to put it to sleep

MinionZombie

18-Oct-2006, 12:11 PM

...so do monkies...

(HLS, if you are tired of the thread you don't need to keep following it if you don't want to, meanwhile there are still some of us enjoying it...)