Remember the Caption Game??

[Cykotic]

How about giving a caption to this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/biggerpicture/images/gnbn/1_11.jpg

All I can think of this "MinonZombie's stash finally revealed..."

[radiokill]

"After all the money I invested in this nursery, these hydrangeas still haven't bloomed."

[LoSTBoY]

"Police women in search of miget drug dealer." :lol:

[Bubdotd]

"I better hurry and get some of this before my partner shows up."

[MinionZombie]

How about giving a caption to this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/biggerpicture/images/gnbn/1_11.jpg

All I can think of this "MinonZombie's stash finally revealed..."
"British police force taken away from solving actual crimes to gather drugs to give to prisoners who aren't living in the same level of comfort as innocent people, and are thus complaining like a bunch of wankers." (oooh, I'm making light of that situation Terran, no worries :))

... ...

"Shot from the set of Guy Ritchie's new film - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Potheads - another descent into one-trick-pony-itis."

... ...

"British police so stoned on the job they believe they're hugging people when they're just looking like fully paid don't-do-enoughings."

...

On a more serious note, I'm writing to you while on the run. I'm currently hunkered down under a bridge in the shadows as police sirens wail overhead. They busted my ganja-palace open like a frizbee hitting a beanbag! :eek:

[MaximusIncredulous]

The War on Drugs took a startling turn today when British police publicly revealed that they have thrown in the towel and decided to produce and sell pot for sale in order to increase revenue. According to Constable Margaret Church, the "Pot in every Pot" program has been such a success that the police also plan to open bordellos all over London.

[Terran]

"British police force taken away from solving actual crimes to gather drugs to give to prisoners who aren't living in the same level of comfort as innocent people, and are thus complaining like a bunch of wankers." (oooh, I'm making light of that situation Terran, no worries :))


*grumbles and lurks off pouting*

:(



In a recent power move the Pharmaceutical companies narked on their closest competition.




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[capncnut]

How about giving a caption to this?

"Wow, we're gonna need a bigger evidence room!"

[MinionZombie]

(in response)

"No worries Officer Dogood, just schmoke up a bowl of any of these and the room will magically grow on it's own..."

[MikePizzoff]

"Anybody got a scale and some spare baggies?"

[_liam_]

"WPC requesting immediate KFC, over?"

[Philly_SWAT]

As soon as all of the others leave the room, the female officer screams at the top of her lungs "OH MY F"N GOD, I MUSTA DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!"

Or....

As she got ready to start filling the evidence bags, her thoughts wandered to poor little Timmy, who without that black market kidney was going to die any day now......

Or.....

OK, as soon as I get outside, I will trip over my own feet, and "accidentally" shoot the drug-sniffing dog......

Or......

Gee, I picked a bad day to quit smoking weed.......

[DVW5150]

Oh baby , budd and buddy of mine . O' for art thou grow big and buddy , with thine little blue and yellow hairs ! My Friend , oh my I cant wait to dry you out , brown you in a pan , and make some wondermus brownies !! Female officer thinks:" Since you are a female plant , that makes me a lesbian?"

[chal]

"If i can just strangle the king dope plant, all the others will become cucumbers again..."

[_liam_]

"If i can just strangle the king dope plant, all the others will become cucumbers again..."

lmao...we have a winner maybe

[axlish]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/biggerpicture/images/gnbn/1_11.jpg

Unaware of how sticky these buds actually were, Sgt. Myers remained unidiscovered for three days. Eel sperm has been applied to her hands, and she should come unglued sometime in the next 24 to 48 hours.

[deadpunk]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/biggerpicture/images/gnbn/1_11.jpg

Unaware of how sticky these buds actually were, Sgt. Myers remained unidiscovered for three days. Eel sperm has been applied to her hands, and she should come unglued sometime in the next 24 to 48 hours.

eel sperm?????! :lol:

How does axlish know a thing like that, I wonder? :shifty:

[capncnut]

"When I part the leaves this way, the bud kinda reminds me of a..." ;)

[deadpunk]

we need a new pic!
Any suggestions?

[mista_mo]

Hey Beavis, it's a pot plant

Lets smoke it smoke it, smoke, fire, fire fire!!!!!

shut-up assmouse, we can like uhhhh....uhhhh....sell it and get some money and then buy a chick...



Police are searching for the wereabouts of a possible kidnapping, and are checking local plants on the hint that the kid was ground up into powder and sold to a local plant store.

[capncnut]

I think it's about time somebody changed the damn picture.


shut-up assmouse

:lol:

[MagicMoonMonkey]

Our heros, Doctors Grant (Sam Neil) and Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) flee in to the forest pursued by another of Hammond's (Richard Attenbourgh) creations in a scene from the upcoming 2008 Blockbuster...Jurassic Park 4!

[MikePizzoff]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/new_biggest_burger_001.jpg

[MinionZombie]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/new_biggest_burger_001.jpg
"Super-size this, BITCH!"

"Meanwhile, Druid Burger wasn't doing as well as their non-religious counterparts, mainly thanks to the f*cking massive portions!"

[bassman]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/new_biggest_burger_001.jpg

A Jawa birthday party at Subway...."UTEENY!".

[capncnut]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/new_biggest_burger_001.jpg

"Meal for one, Mr Pavarotti."

[CornishCorpse]

" Crypt Keeper lets himself go at 500th Birthday"

[_liam_]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/new_biggest_burger_001.jpg

marlon brando's personal hermetic brotherhood of burger chefs had to work quickly to keep up with his appetite...

[MaximusIncredulous]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/12/new_biggest_burger_001.jpg

The future? By the year 2020, the average size of a quarter pounder will increase to 60 pounds and yet analysts fear the increased size of the burger will do nothing to sate the ravenous appetites of the ever-growing number of thousand-pounder slobs that will inhabit fast food joints across the country.