Were all of them Gay?

[prettycorpses]

Has anyone seen any of the old 80s cartoons lately? He-Man, ThunderCats, Transformers etc

Ok, I dont mean to offend anyone, me and my friend (whos gay by the way!) have discussed this many-a-time and we just think they have some gay undercurrent running through them? Not that theres anything wrong with that but it just seems all the main charcters were hiding 'something'.....were they all made by Jim Henson? everything seems to be made by him!

Just thought Id put it out there to see what other peoples views where!? If you doubt they did find some episodes and watch them then you'll see what we mean!!

[Philly_SWAT]

I thought that He-Man admitted he was gay......

Not that there is anything wrong with that......

[Trencher]

He man was not gay! :mad:

[erisi236]

Thundercats is not gay

Evidence (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1gg5sbTtDjk&search=thundercats%20family%20guy)

:lol:

[Adrenochrome]

When I was in highschool, and the He-Man cartoons were first hitting the air, we had a drinking game you played with the opening theme song. Take a shot EVERY time they say "He-Man".
The result - drunk in 30 seconds.

[MinionZombie]

The skit on CKY4 "Beastman vs. Skelator" was really funny, shame it got cut from future releases to prevent a lawsuit - but I've got the un-fiddled DVD, hehe.

Also, that guy taking a whiz on the next video has really good aim - don't pay attention all women here, guy's can't do that, he must be some sort of super-man! Snarf snarf! ha!

[p2501]

umm, yeah they all totally loved the cock.


thundercats - .... loved the cock
GI Joe - military personel with neckercheifs? yeahthey loved the cock.
Transformers - loved the metal cock, except Ironhide, he was all man baby.
Gobots- ummm yeah the transformers pragged out the go-bots for "blow" money
Mask - total gay BDSM ****fest


sorry but it's true.

and Minny? WTF are you taking about and what wrong with your unit?

i've neer had a problem hitting the bowl. even in the drak....while drunk..... with my face....

[idsaluteyoubub]

They were kids shows. Most kids that watch those shows dont even know what gay is. I figure it was either the creators were pervs and wanted the kids to watch gay undertones....or its just a show were gay or straight doesnt matter...it was just a fantasy show for kids...not everything has to be gay or straight...especially kids shows.

[MinionZombie]

Damn youze, you can pee straight too?! What is up with you guys?!

Blokes are biologically predisposed to splash the porcelain rim damnit! Hmmm...maybe if I was Jewish it'd help...

And what's all this "Minny" stuff, lol.

[Zombieapocalypse]

umm, yeah they all totally loved the cock.


thundercats - .... loved the cock
GI Joe - military personel with neckercheifs? yeahthey loved the cock.
Transformers - loved the metal cock, except Ironhide, he was all man baby.
Gobots- ummm yeah the transformers pragged out the go-bots for "blow" money
Mask - total gay BDSM ****fest


sorry but it's true.

and Minny? WTF are you taking about and what wrong with your unit?

i've neer had a problem hitting the bowl. even in the drak....while drunk..... with my face....


LMFAO!! Transformers - loved the metal cock, except Ironhide, he was all man baby.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[idsaluteyoubub]

umm, yeah they all totally loved the cock.


thundercats - .... loved the cock
GI Joe - military personel with neckercheifs? yeahthey loved the cock.
Transformers - loved the metal cock, except Ironhide, he was all man baby.
Gobots- ummm yeah the transformers pragged out the go-bots for "blow" money
Mask - total gay BDSM ****fest


sorry but it's true.

and Minny? WTF are you taking about and what wrong with your unit?

i've neer had a problem hitting the bowl. even in the drak....while drunk..... with my face....


Dude, what about Scooter from Transformers? He was definately Jake Gyllenthal from Brokeback in robot form...

[Zombieapocalypse]

Dude, what about Scooter from Transformers? He was definately Jake Gyllenthal from Brokeback in robot form...

And that look that Wily Kat gave Lion-O throughout the show, just plain creepy!

And what about Panthro? With those chains, leather straps, and...Ass-less chaps?

[bassman]

I don't know about the other shows....but I know that the turtles on "TMNT"
weren't gay and neither were the Ghostbusters on "The REAL Ghostbusters":D

If you watch "Family Guy", you'll notice that they often have references to cartoons in the 80's which involve sex.

Like the "Smurf's" reference: "You'll never smurfin believe this.....I smurfed her". "get the smurf outta here!". "No, I smurfed her under the smurfin table" "Alright...smurf, smurf"

Or the "Snorks" reference in which a snork makes a girl snork take off her dress and then the thing on his head slowly rises to an erection:lol: . Good stuff...

[glsjaw]

They were kids shows. Most kids that watch those shows dont even know what gay is. I figure it was either the creators were pervs and wanted the kids to watch gay undertones....or its just a show were gay or straight doesnt matter...it was just a fantasy show for kids...not everything has to be gay or straight...especially kids shows.
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think about the kids shows now adays, TOTALLY HOMOISH, at least the shows of days gone by were action based and not just singing and dancing

[p2501]

Damn youze, you can pee straight too?! What is up with you guys?!

Blokes are biologically predisposed to splash the porcelain rim damnit! Hmmm...maybe if I was Jewish it'd help...

And what's all this "Minny" stuff, lol.


dude as far as i know we can all pee straight. i dunno wot your prodlem is.

perhaps you had some sort of industrial accident....


Dude, what about Scooter from Transformers? He was definately Jake Gyllenthal from Brokeback in robot form...


yup, him an bumblebee.


the real killer is the dinobots were totally into scat.:barf:

[All_Else_Failed]

Springer and Ultra Magnus in Transformers the Movie had a bit of a homo-erotic thing going.

Vanessa Warfield from MASK was definately a lesbian... though I think Lady Jane from GI Joe was probably 50/50 since she almost certainly had a thing for Flint.

[p2501]

true but she could have been doing the fag-hag pine away thing, because Flint totally had the neckercheif going on.

[All_Else_Failed]

true but she could have been doing the fag-hag pine away thing, because Flint totally had the neckercheif going on.
Oh and so did Destro. I think there's even episodes of him with a neckerchief... oh and same with Dr Mindbender.

[Wooley]

The Gi Joe/Lady jane thing reminds me of that discussion we had on the old boards a long while back where Back in Black said that she thought Lady Jane was one bottle of testosterone away from dropping a pair of balls or something like that.

[p2501]

Oh and so did Destro. I think there's even episodes of him with a neckerchief... oh and same with Dr Mindbender.


Dr Mindbender was all about midgets. in the scary way

[MikePizzoff]

Little kids aren't fuelled by testosterone so why should their cartoons be? Of course it's going to seem flamboyant to adults, but so what? Kids are supposed to be innocent... so why not make tons of senseless violence slightly limp wristed?

I don't think it would be a big deal if they were, in fact, supposed to be homosexual, anyway. Not for me, at least, but maybe it would be for the extreme conservatives.

[Tri0xin]

Is it me, or does the UK seem to have the largest bastion of homosexual men in the world?

Not an insult, just an observation. What are your feelings concerning the question just raised? And what are your feelings about all the gay celebrities that seem to be pouring out of the UK?

Is it taboo for an entertainer in the UK to be straight?

[MinionZombie]

Surely America has more :p ... in San Francisco alone, then there's all the closet gays in the church and those in that big, squidgy midrift of America where things like homosexuality and evolution are frowned upon. :D:D:D

[p2501]

Surely America has more :p ... in San Francisco alone, then there's all the closet gays in the church and those in that big, squidgy midrift of America where things like homosexuality and evolution are frowned upon. :D:D:D


it's the media. in the US we have the comon Tv equation that effiminete brits = teh gayz0r3d.

likewise you can't hear about San Fran without thinking it's the queer capitol of the universe.

neither of these assumptions are correct, it's just the news generalizing ****.

[idsaluteyoubub]

it's the media. in the US we have the comon Tv equation that effiminete brits = teh gayz0r3d.

likewise you can't hear about San Fran without thinking it's the queer capitol of the universe.

neither of these assumptions are correct, it's just the news generalizing ****.

Ever been to San Fran? It may not be the gay capital of the universe...Im sure somewhere like Bangkok would be (I am not even joking about that...haha but thats funny)...but I am sure that it is the gay capital in the States.

Theres not many places around where men can walk around with assless chaps on and it be normal. Other than your backyard:D

[Adrenochrome]

If you watch "Family Guy", you'll notice that they often have references to cartoons in the 80's which involve sex.


Question: There's a an episode where they flash this crazy cartoon charatcter on the screen; he's Rectangular and pink, with darker pink rings around his eyes. It's NOT Frankenberry, the fuity pink cereal guy, it's something else! And it's KILLING me not being able to remember this freaky little character......any clue what I'm trying to get across here? LOL
Who's the pink guy?

[Danny]

thunder cats... maybe.

transformers, no way in hell.

but heres proof of how gay he man is , minion zombies gonna love this one,lol.





Artist - Cky
Album - Cky 4
Lyrics - Skeletor Vs Beastman

arrr uhhhhhhhhh guhhhh

Who's there?
ah uh ah

*grunt*

Now get outta here.
huuh, you fool get the **** out!
mmhhhm
You ready?

You Goddamn better believe it.

Then take your drawers off,
and work your legs.
Open your ass up like a keg.
Let me tap it,
I must have it, hmm.
Furry fool, you are mine.
I'll drink your ass like wine,
and when semen pours all over your head you know you must be dead.

Skeletor I knew ya groove,
and shake it so damn good
and when you cum on through my hood I'll give you a piece of wood.

You furry fool i know, and i will not disagree,
but there's one thing we don't like and it starts with He-
man, oh no I don't know which way to run or turn.

Don't worry Skeletor, your pants on fire my cock will burn.
My cocks on fire, for more dick!
You know Skeletor...

Yes, my head is so damn thick like yours.
No brain inside, just a lot of ****ing fur,
and if i ripped it off, you'd find a boy and call him her, right?

No Skeletor, that's not what I'd do.
I'd bend you over and shoot, hhhhhaaa, chocolate goo..
in your asshole.
Lemmie lie.

Lemmie tell the truth.
Now who are you?

I don't know.

Let's break it true, now,
shake your ass c'mon beastman, shake your furry fur off.

I can't it's made of fur.

Bitch well then whack me off.
Grab your hairy palms.

Hairy, hairy indeed.
They're hairy as ****.

Rake some leaves.

Ahh, what ever you need.
Now we're drunk, *snarl* we'll be in jail.
But, I'll rape you master.

It never fails.
He's always got my ass on his mind,
and it's sure in fact.
When he waxes me, he waxes all night long
and that is that.
Now, Beastman, Beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?
You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull, c'mon.

ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight,
and if you see my cock I hope you go in fright.
ahh Skeletor you made me do some coke,
ahhh I'm up all night and its no joke.

Furry fool, break dance,
take off your furry pants,
take off your high heels,
and put them in your ass.
Now somebody is tip toe-ing,
and someone just came in.
And someone's pretty fat.

Beastman's pretty thin!
I've got AIDS,
Beastman AIDS,
and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.
Watch me give you cum stains in your ****ing drawers.

Beastman watch your mouth,
we don't need that language any more.

C'mon Skeletor, don't you wanna see me work it now?

Beastman show them how you're going to get my ass and plow.
Now stick your cock inside, like Rake Yohn ****ing said.

That faggot ****in' douche bag only knows how to give head.

Two men,
in bed,
his face is getting red.
Ahh listen to everything i ****ing said.

*grunts and snarls*

ah Beastman, do you, know how to end this song?

[MinionZombie]

lol, that's one of my favourite bits from CKY4 ... glad I got a copy of the DVD before a lawsuit made it go away on future copies.

[Danny]

i got it off kazaa.

stilll cant find the "keykey at times squaaaare" bit.

[prettycorpses]

Is it me, or does the UK seem to have the largest bastion of homosexual men in the world?

Not an insult, just an observation. What are your feelings concerning the question just raised? And what are your feelings about all the gay celebrities that seem to be pouring out of the UK?

Is it taboo for an entertainer in the UK to be straight?

Do we? I havent noticed to be honest.........I think we just tend to be more flamboyant ;) I dont have a problem with all the gay celebs (who do you mean by the way?) Theres nothing wrong with being gay, infact I sometimes wonder if straight men have any brains at all going for women...I mean come on men are much more attracive :D

*TIP*

*All you single guys looking for a lady should pretend to be gay...it works wonders apparently!!! We feel safer and comfortable with gay men and we let it all hang out!!*

[p2501]

Theres not many places around where men can walk around with assless chaps on and it be normal. Other than your backyard:D


meh that's not so bad. i've seen worse at the yearly "Pride parade" in Philly. besides i found a really kick ass caps dealer in philly due to one of those guys.

[MinionZombie]

Should be able to find all of them fairly cheap on Region 2 DVD I would have thought ... although some torrent sites most likely have them, what with the popularity of Viva La Bam and all ... but as per the rules, that's all I can say. :sneaky: :p