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Mike70
21-Jan-2008, 09:39 PM
marge: stop laughing at me!
homer: marge, we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with the people who are laughing at you.

homer: hey you can't change the rules in the middle of the game. if we had known we'd have to pay for these kids we never would've had them.


edna (after leaving principal skinner at the altar): what is the center of human circulatory system.
nelson: the heart, like principal skinner's which you broke.
edna: nelson i thought you hated principal skinner.
nelson: hey bros before hos.
edna: i'll see you after school for that young man.
nelson: i'll be there. will you?

homer: marge now that you're rich we can start a family.
marge: we already have a family!
homer: no start a better one.

marge: and you have to be sober!
homer: american sober or irish sober?
marge: .00 sober
homer: .15
marge: .08
homer: .10 with a stomach full of bread and that is my final offer.

darn it. i just realized that i posted this in general discussion instead of media where i meant to. would one of you fine mods please move it over. thanks.

Kaos
21-Jan-2008, 10:33 PM
Moved to The Lounge...

SymphonicX
22-Jan-2008, 03:10 PM
On the opening of a cosmetic surgery clinic:
Mayor Quimby: "No longer shall we be terrorised by the spectacle of women ageing naturally"