My incredibly sick obsession with..... BACON!

[LouCipherr]

That's right, it's BACON time again! The greatest food product ever concieved has now just got better! I know what you're thinking: "But how, Lou? How is that even possible? Please explain." Well, allow me to introduce to you the following brand new bacon creations! For the love of god, it's a bacon cheese roll and bacon/burger/hotdog turtles!!! Now, lie to me and tell me you're drooling after seeing those...

[SymphonicX]

I'm having both hunger pains and a heart attack just from looking at the Baconortoise - it's beautiful and genius but....I really don't think I could manage more than a couple of bites of that - put some lettuce in it man!!!!

[AcesandEights]

That, my friend, is disgusting, but I do so want to try and make one...maybe on the grill for the holidays.

[LouCipherr]

That, my friend, is disgusting, but I do so want to try and make one... That just made me giggle, Aces. "Disgusting! But I wanna make one!" Can't you just hear your arteries hardening from across the 'net?

[DubiousComforts]

Yes, Lord Vader, your colon will be clogged momentarily.

[LouCipherr]

YES! A Bacon AT-AT! "Prepare the deep fryer generators!" All your bacon are belong to us!

[blind2d]

Oh. My. Lord.... I want to ride it, but... I'm so scared it'll break... If that landed on Hoth, the Wampas would be after it like flies around manure.

[LouCipherr]

WTF?!

[blind2d]

Sounds delicious!

[DjfunkmasterG]

www.biggerbetterbacon.com dude, you didn't tell me you owned your own bacon company

[LouCipherr]

www.biggerbetterbacon.com dude, you didn't tell me you owned your own bacon company Shhhhhhh!!! That's supposed to be a secret, dude! Although I must admit, I also head up the "Church of Bacon" - people tell me a pig on the cross is blasphemy, but I'm not listening to a word they say. And in other news, there's more: and one of my favorites:

[Legion2213]

Lou, you are one sick puppy...but in an awesome kind of way.

[LouCipherr]

Lou, you are one sick puppy...but in an awesome kind of way. Thanks... I think. I can't help it, my love of bacon borderlines on obsession - I have major OCD when it comes to that lucious "other white meat" *drools*

[DjfunkmasterG]

Lena was actually wearing a Bacon Bandaid at work today.

[LouCipherr]

Could you please ask her if she'd mind if I ate it? Wait, before you do that, where was it applied? That will make a difference.