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  1. 01-Apr-2014 #1
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    Sex Tape (film) - Cameron Diaz

    NO! Don't get your hopes up, it's just a regular film!




    OK, the film feels tacky, but I have to admit a couple of scenes/lines made me laugh. "You did the full Lincoln!"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UONPSa1VgWw
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    heh, could be a fun watch. Not that fussed about Diaz really, never have been that much, but I do find Segel to be very funny.

    Decent enough premise - hopefully it'll work in the final movie. I remember watching "Bad Teacher" and being thoroughly underwhelmed by it. A movie with a decent trailer, but all the good bits were in the trailer ... this does look like it could/should be better, but we'll see.

    And the cloud is a total mystery ... ruddy cloud!
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    i didnt see the film part, i just saw sex tape cameron diaz and clicked, damn it!
    Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geordie9 View Post
    i didnt see the film part, i just saw sex tape cameron diaz and clicked, damn it!
    I knew a couple of folks were prematurely click
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    Didn't cameron already feature in a porn movie ? I think I saw her as a 19yo SM girl in the celeb section on http://theporndude.com/. Maybe it was a lookalike, but I do think this is how she started her movie career. Stallone is also one of them that started this way.

    Wish I could find a link. I remember her wearing a black tight suit with a whip
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    Damn it MZ! Why you gotta spoil a brothas! fun for?!?!? I suppose you're gonna remove my link to MY sex tape "Sheep-a-palooza" if I post it huh?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    Damn it MZ! Why you gotta spoil a brothas! fun for?!?!? I suppose you're gonna remove my link to MY sex tape "Sheep-a-palooza" if I post it huh?!?!


    I think it'd be safer for humanity if your 'masterpiece' found its way down a sinkhole never to be found again, Moon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post


    I think it'd be safer for humanity if your 'masterpiece' found its way down a sinkhole never to be found again, Moon.
    Your posts say "no", but your thoughts say "yes", you grotty perv. I'll PM the link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    Your posts say "no", but your thoughts say "yes", you grotty perv. I'll PM the link.
    Is it actually her, or just a photoshop?
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    Damn it MZ! Why you gotta spoil a brothas! fun for?!?!? I suppose you're gonna remove my link to MY sex tape "Sheep-a-palooza" if I post it huh?!?!
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    I think it'd be safer for humanity if your 'masterpiece' found its way down a sinkhole never to be found again, Moon.
    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    Your posts say "no", but your thoughts say "yes", you grotty perv. I'll PM the link.
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    Is it actually her, or just a photoshop?
    Who said they were FEMALE sheep? But don't pout, I'll send you the link too, you manky degenerate.
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    Never change, Moon, never change ... you bizarre little bugger, you.
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