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    A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn

    I thought the UK had moved on from this sort of nanny state nonsense... But here we are again with the moral thought police looking for something to do. Worrying!

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...n-9897174.html

    Seemingly arbitrarily deciding what is nice sex and what is not nice sex, the board's ruling on 'content that is not acceptable' (p.23) effectively bans the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:

    Spanking

    Caning

    Aggressive whipping

    Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

    Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

    Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

    Role-playing as non-adults

    Physical restraint

    Humiliation

    Female ejaculation

    Strangulation

    Facesitting

    Fisting

    The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".

    REALLY???
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    No spanking? No bondage?!?!?



    You poor bastards.

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    ...and somehow, "Female ejaculation? Oh no no no no! We can't show people that! We must outlaw it!"

    I'm utterly bemused and ashamed by our system!
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    I think Britain is becoming a more conservative society as the years go by.

    Next year -> tighter censorship on horror films (Sure, that's never been tried before, has it?)

    It's probably only a matter of time before Ireland follows suit too.
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    Wait, what about the poopoo?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rongravy View Post
    Wait, what about the poopoo?!?
    Oh! You can $hit your days taking into a chick's gob, but just don't wee by accident while doing it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Oh! You can $hit your days taking into a chick's gob, but just don't wee by accident while doing it!


    I'm sure that'll be covered too.

    From what I've read this is something to do with what adult content producers can make and sell in the UK specifically ... I think it's part of trying to essentially apply R18/BBFC style ratings onto UK-made adult web content ... of course, a considerable problem with that is the BBFC uses, as part of it's guidelines, the Obscene Publications Act from 1959 which, I presume, hasn't been updated since to cater for 'niche market tastes'. On the censorship website Melon Farmers you often see R18's (mucky movies) with details listing stuff that was "cut in accordance with the Obscene Publications Act 1959".

    Probably time for an update on that, you'd have thought ... the world's a vastly different place culturally from then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Oh! You can $hit your days taking into a chick's gob, but just don't wee by accident while doing it!
    That sucks because I usually can't drop a load of timber off without a little pee squirting its way out during the BIG PUSH.
    Guess I won't be filming any Cleveland Steamroller videos in the UK anytime soon...

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    Just what were they thinking while making this kind of law. Makes you wonder.

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    How is this going to affect 100% free porn sites like xnxx, theporndude, spankwire,...? Or does this only target adult producers in the UK(EU/USA) and not UK sites hosting 'fetish' videos?

    I just tested it out and I can still stream millions of these 'forbidden' videos in the UK. Will those free porn sites soon be censored on ISP level or will they get a warning to remove this content? Doesn't sound fair for UK content shooters and it's already hard enough to make adult sales these days.

    Who still buys porn anyway?
    Last edited by PaulBrown; 03-May-2015 at 07:37 PM. Reason: spelling error

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    The real question is they will also ban live chat sites like Chaturbate or 4mycams? On these sites are all those types of sex that they want to ban so what will happen with those sites?
    Last edited by OdellLentz; 23-Jun-2015 at 01:07 PM. Reason: Misstyping

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdellLentz View Post
    The real question is they will also ban live chat sites like Chaturbate or 4mycams? On these sites are all those types of sex that they want to ban so what will happen with those sites?
    I wouldn't know about this sort of thing. I'll leave it to your greater experience
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    I wouldn't know about this sort of thing. I'll leave it to your greater experience
    Quick to protest. Implies guilt. Must investigate further.

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