Phil Davison announces his candidacy--while on angeldust.

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It's a few minutes long, but it's worth it.

[bassman]

Is he seriously on angeldust or is it some kind of gimmick?

[MikePizzoff]

A real life Dwight Schrute...

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Is he seriously on angeldust or is it some kind of gimmick? I don't know if he was high, but yes, that was a real speech. Needless to say, he lost.

[JDFP]

That was one of the most awesome speeches I have ever heard. I didn't know whether to laugh or cheer with great applause -- so I did a little of both. I hope he got a standing ovation! I love how he was reading off his degrees as if he was daring anyone to question him. "I have a Bachelor's in History and a Master's in Public Communication. You bitches have a problem with that!?" I want to see the campaign commercials! "I'm Phil Davison, and I approve of this message, damnit!" j.p.

[LouCipherr]

That has to be one of the most awesome speeches I've ever seen!

[JDFP]

Phil Davison. Every citizen of the village of Minerva is standing up with pride tonight! I just can't stop watching this. I really hope he has more speeches. I know Stark Co. Republicans are overwhelmed with the fiery emotion imposed by Mr. Davison this evening. I really want to know where he obtained his Master's Degree in Communication. I bet every one of his professors at that university are equally filled with excitement in knowing they did such a great job. EDIT: Aha! The University of Akron! http://www.pbs.org/wnet/need-to-know...davidson/3433/ j.p.