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    Epic Forklift Crash

    From the Huffington Post:

    A fork lift driver in Moscow was sampling too much of his own product when he drunkenly plowed his vehicle into the stock shelves of vodka and cognac in the storeroom where he worked. The result was a spectacular crash in which $150,000 worth of liquor rained down around him. Amazingly, he escaped with nothing but a leg injury. We doubt he can say the same for his job.

    Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/02/epic-forklift-crash-in-mo_n_341960.html

    There's video...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqC2URQstz4

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    Noice. I'd been hearing about this since yesterday. All that booze gone to waste...

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    As the immortal bugs bunny would say: What a maroon.


    And you just know he's gonna be on the hook for that 150K. I'd love to see how that turns out. From a legal standpoint of course.

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    holy crap. lucky no one got hurt! i really didn't expect that second rack of shelves to topple as well.

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    Daaaaamn, that's a lot of booze gone to waste.
    Last edited by bassman; 03-Nov-2009 at 03:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Daaaaamn, that's a lot of booze gone to waste.

    Exactly what i was thinking. Do you have any idea how many ugly people that would have gotten laid !?!

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    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

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    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    Do you have any idea how many ugly people that would have gotten laid !?!
    nice. kinda like the butterfly effect. that dude really should be ashamed.

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    I actually feel bad for this guy... $150,000 is a heart-stopping amount of money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    I actually feel bad for this guy... $150,000 is a heart-stopping amount of money.
    That's like the income of 3-5 years work for the Average American. So yeah, he's royally screwed.

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    Epic fail, more like

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    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    That's like the income of 3-5 years work for the Average American. So yeah, he's royally screwed.

    Shit, man, at the rate I work (I'm a full-time student) that'd take me at LEAST fifteen years to make.

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    i'm calling bs about him having to pay for it. surely the place has insurance.

    but you can bet he's been drug-tested (if the company's policy mandates it) and suspended without pay/fired for that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    I actually feel bad for this guy... $150,000 is a heart-stopping amount of money.
    Quote Originally Posted by BillyRay View Post
    A fork lift driver in Moscow was sampling too much of his own product when he drunkenly plowed his vehicle into the stock shelves of vodka and cognac in the storeroom where he worked...
    Not that I'm a prude or anything, but don't drink on the job. Especially if you're operating heavy machinery. What if his buddy that was on that other forklift had been off his equipment & on the floor like he had been moments earlier?

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    Off to Siberia with him ...



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    Further proof of the need for alcohol to be banned!

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