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    MEN... Have your woman read this... it explains a lot about us.

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    Perhaps the biggest difference between the male and female brain is that men have a sexual pursuit area that is 2.5 times larger than the one in the female brain.
    I'm no doctor and I could have told you that!

    Interesting article. And the doctor is hot.....
    Last edited by bassman; 24-Mar-2010 at 03:08 PM.

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    Best quote of he article:


    Let men be men.


    If women would just do that we would get along alot better.

    One of the problems is most women look at us like fixer uppers. If one of them chooses to be with us (cause let's face it, they choose us) believe they have a whole bunch of plans about what they want us to be and how they are going to go about "taming" us.

    They don't like it done to them so please don't do it to us. If you can't love a person for who they are then you are with the wrong person.

    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post

    Interesting article. And the doctor is hot.....
    Lou said the same thing to me in email when I sent it to hime
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    Interesting article, my missus will be reading this later.

    I like redheads.
    Kill 'em All

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Of War View Post
    Interesting article, my missus will be reading this later.

    I like redheads.
    Who doesn't like redheads?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Who doesn't like redheads?
    Other redheads maybe? I know they are rare, but you almost never see two together as a couple.

    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Lou said the same thing to me in email when I sent it to hime
    I can't help it, I have a redhead fetish.

    Blame Louise Robey for that one.
    Last edited by LouCipherr; 26-Mar-2010 at 07:51 PM.

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    And what's the deal with men not asking for directons?

    Am I right, ladies?!?




    (in a mood, sorry)
    Those aren't real problems, Sam.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyRay View Post
    And what's the deal with men not asking for directons?

    Am I right, ladies?!?




    (in a mood, sorry)
    Dude, don't you know that male bashing is totally acceptable nowdays?

    Where have you been for the last decade, on a zombie internet site or something? Sheesh!

    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    I can't help it, I have a redhead fetish.

    Blame Lousie Robey for that one.
    Thats the chick from the F13 TV show right?

    Yep it's her

    http://www.louiserobey.com/index2.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Thats the chick from the F13 TV show right?

    Yep it's her

    http://www.louiserobey.com/index2.html
    Hell yes she is. She was the one that started my obsession that continues to this day. She's gettin' up there (I think she's 49 now), but y'know what? I don't care. I can still picture her back in the 80's collecting cursed antiques and it makes me..... well....

    I gotta run, I'll be back in 2 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    Hell yes she is. She was the one that started my obsession that continues to this day. She's gettin' up there (I think she's 49 now), but y'know what? I don't care. I can still picture her back in the 80's collecting cursed antiques and it makes me..... well....

    I gotta run, I'll be back in 2 minutes.
    Say you like eating red carpet !!

    Click the link and all will become clear.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t49_ALFmXW0

    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    Say you like eating red carpet !!
    Love me some Family Guy. Lois is so much like my wife it's scary...

    And to answer your question - HELL YES! ...and if those carpet fibers get caught in my teeth?! SO BE IT!


    Reminds me of the episode of family guy when Quagmire comes over and is pulling up the carpet for Lois in her living room.

    Quagmire: Hey, uh, Lois, do you want me to leave a little strip in this thing? Maybe a lightning bolt, a unicorn, or something like that?

    Lois: No, I want it all gone Glenn.

    Quagmire: Awww right, we're going Brazilian! Giggity!


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    I reckon all that condescending, generalised, pop-psychology stuff about man-trance and whatnot is just the modern day male equivalent of the 1950s "all every woman wants is to get a ring on her finger and become the perfect housewives" thinking. It's way too generalised and borderline sexist. If that was an article reducing women in the same patronising terms, feminists would be up in arms.
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