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    Meet The New Lara Croft

    ALWAYS BET ON DEAD!
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    Now I know what I want for Christmas, and NO it does not need a console game system to be played with

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    I'd put MY penis in HER vagina!

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    What, too honest?

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    I don't think she's that hot, to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilNed View Post
    I don't think she's that hot, to be honest.
    And in wades Ned with his Communist differences...

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    She's hot, but Rhona Mitra was the best looking Lara Croft, imo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    And in wades Ned with his Communist differences...

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    And as expected of a leftist the differences appear in gender preference.

    Oops! Did I saw that aloud? Just Kidding, Ned!

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    Aye Rhona Mitra was a good Croft ... speaking of whom, I got Doomsday on DVD today, I'll enjoy that later on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
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    Tell us how you really feel MZ!
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    She's alright I s'pose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    Now I know what I want for Christmas, and NO it does not need a console game system to be played with

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    From Yahoo!

    British gymnast is new Tomb Raider
    By Mike Smith
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    Move over, Angelina Jolie. There's a new Lara Croft in town, and she's a 23-year-old gymnast from South London, Tomb Raider publisher Eidos announced this week.

    Ever since actress Rhona Mitra first took on the role of Tomb Raider heroine Lara Croft in 1997, Eidos has sought real-life counterparts for its acrobatic archaeologist heroine, and they've helped propel the video game series to worldwide sales topping 32 million. Up until now the British publisher's picks have tended to be models or, like Jolie, movie stars, but Alison Carroll might just be the first Croft to have the physical abilities to do her famously acrobatic opposite number justice.


    ALISON CARROL AS LARA CROFT
    Carroll boasts 12 years of gymnastics training and numerous honors representing Great Britain in sporting displays. Although her Lara role won't involve any movie work, she'll still be kept sufficiently busy traveling the world promoting the latest Tomb Raider game, Underworld, to allow her to quit her day job -- as a receptionist.

    "It's unbelievable how realistic [Lara's] movements are in Tomb Raider: Underworld and it's so gratifying to be able to use my years of gymnastic training to portray such a beloved character," Carroll said in a press release.

    Although Carroll's more than able to match Croft kick for kick, she's still undergoing a training regime that includes weapons classes in Eastern Europe, survival technique instruction from British SAS troops, and -- naturally -- a crash course in archaeology.
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