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    Just been bitten MapMan's Avatar
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    I know how you will die.

    Tell me your first name, gender and the year you were born and I will tell you
    when,where and how you will die.

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    Why?

    What would be the good in knowing? Kinda takes the fun out of life, ya know?


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    So you saying the method to immortality is not to have a name....be genderless....and be either never be born....or be born multiple times...


    *gets to work*

    Quote Originally Posted by deadwrtr
    What would be the good in knowing? Kinda takes the fun out of life, ya know?


    Well if youve seen the movie big fish....if you know the time and way your going to die you could do absolutely anything inbetween and be immortal....jump off buildings and ****
    Last edited by Terran; 16-May-2006 at 04:01 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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    They made us too smart, too quick, and too many. We are suffering for the mistakes they made because when the end comes, all that will be left is us. That's why they hate us.

    There is no target consumer! Only targets. Targets that will tremble as their new master hands down edicts in my glorious booming voice!

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    HOW?

    This is a very mysterious statement to make.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terran
    So you saying the method to immortality is not to have a name....be genderless....and be either never be born....or be born multiple times...

    *gets to work*

    Well if youve seen the movie big fish....if you know the time and way your going to die you could do absolutely anything inbetween and be immortal....jump off buildings and ****

    Yep, saw the movie, pretty cool, in fact. You can do anything in-between as it is now, jumping off a building, however... probably not high on my to do list.


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    Sounds like someone googled up a website and isn't giving out the URL.

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    This was intended to be a joke. Never mind.

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    Give me your shoe size, a chunk of your hair, and a collection of your nail clippings and I can tell you when it's going to rain....


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    according to one of those find the day sites im gonna die when im 67 of a heart attack, meh when your only 18 that kinda phrase doesnt exactly strike fear in your heart, though it may convince a retard that hes invincible for the next 49 years


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    Quote Originally Posted by deadwrtr
    Yep, saw the movie, pretty cool, in fact. You can do anything in-between as it is now, jumping off a building, however... probably not high on my to do list.


    Well yeah you can do anything you want to now...but you might die doing it....

    However...if you like looked into some magic ball or something and saw the moment and circumstances of your death you could do anything from that moment till your death and be invincable....

    So lets say you die in a car accident when your an old man....

    You could at 21 jump out of an airplane without a parachute and survive the impact....

    Shoot yourself in the face with a shot gun sixteen times and live....it would be awsome!....
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    There is no target consumer! Only targets. Targets that will tremble as their new master hands down edicts in my glorious booming voice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terran
    Well yeah you can do anything you want to now...but you might die doing it....
    You could at 21 jump out of an airplane without a parachute and survive the impact....

    Shoot yourself in the face with a shot gun sixteen times and live....it would be awsome!....
    The beauty of free will.

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    you forget we are at the mercy of a petty and vengeful god

    when your number is up there you go

    and you are on an as needed as called basis

    like hannibal lecter says

    "watch the papers....god always wins"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MapMan
    Tell me your first name, gender and the year you were born and I will tell you
    when,where and how you will die.

    PFFFFT, do something useful. give me winning powerball numbers or shaddup.

    N00B

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    Quote Originally Posted by kortick
    you forget we are at the mercy of a petty and vengeful god








    Quote Originally Posted by p2501
    N00B
    Uh, you've only been here since Feb 06. Not such an "oldie" yourself, huh?

    Last edited by dmbfanintn; 17-May-2006 at 04:42 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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    You can't tell me when I will die, I am in charge of my own death!!!!

    *Slits wrist*

    Ah-ha!! I win!!

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