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  1. 14-Oct-2010 #1
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    Shakespearean Insult Generator

    Good for a giggle or two. Clicky linkey:

    http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

    So, take that:

    Thou crusty botch of nature!
    Last edited by MoonSylver; 14-Oct-2010 at 05:29 AM. Reason: Oops! I did it again!
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    Oh my. . . . . "Thou lumpish fat-kidneyed minnow!"
    "When the dead walk, we must stop the killing, or lose the war."
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    "Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters."
    Nice.
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    Thou fawning guts-griping blind-worm!

    A bunch of then sound like Stewie from Family Guy...
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    i love it! this one is pretty good:

    "thine face is not worth sunburning."

    and this one is a classic:

    "Thou loggerheaded rampallian bum-bailey!"
    Last edited by Mike70; 14-Oct-2010 at 12:47 PM. Reason: i needed more insults
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."
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    This is a great find!

    Thou reeky clapper-clawed horn-beast!

    Thou mewling weather-bitten apple-john!

    Thou wayward idle-headed canker-blossom!


    "Men choose as their prophets those who tell them that their hopes are true." --Lord Dunsany
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    Thou wouldst enjoy such arch churlishness as this!

    Thou artless base-court strumpet!
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