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    Triceratops never really existed!?!

    WTF!?!

    Just when mankind thinks he's got it all figured out huh?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...y-existed.html

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    Easy solution: rename the torosaurus triceratops. Who cares about torosaurus anyways? Obviously they got the story backwards, it's torosaurus that never really existed.

    EDIT: Actually, it looks like that's exactly what they're doing. One sentence in the article betrays the headline: "All torosaurus specimens will now be reclassified as triceratops, the scientists said." Triceratops FTW!
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    Fucks sakes, someones going to have to trawl back over all those episodes of the power rangers & edit out the blue ranger now tssssk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky View Post
    Fucks sakes, someones going to have to trawl back over all those episodes of the power rangers & edit out the blue ranger now tssssk


    And much like he replaced guns with radios in E.T., Spielberg will replace the sick triceratops in Jurassic Park with a fluffy unicorn!

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    Yeah, they skull fucked alot of people on this one.

    Are they gonna tell me there's no santa next?

    Just a cautionary tale about science not having all the answers and being absolutely right about things.

    Last edited by darth los; 12-Aug-2010 at 01:47 PM.
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    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    If I was the paleontologist that discovered this I would have ended my thesis and accompanying press conference with a grand ol' "Ta-dah!"
    Last edited by AcesandEights; 12-Aug-2010 at 02:15 PM.

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    It's not the first time something like this has happened either.

    Years back it was discovered that they had the wrong head on a dinosaur for like 45 years!

    http://www.carnegiemuseums.org/cmag/...vdec/feat5.htm

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    I did not want to post a new thread, because this post is similar. Two new dinosaurs were discovered.


    http://www.aolnews.com/nation/articl...-utah/19644271

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    Quote Originally Posted by slickwilly13 View Post
    I did not want to post a new thread, because this post is similar. Two new dinosaurs were discovered.


    http://www.aolnews.com/nation/articl...-utah/19644271
    Kosmoceratops?

    We haven't lost a triceratops, we've gained his cousin Kosmo.

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    So now we know what the Utahraptors eat! Utahceratops! Man, did some weird ancient goo just infect all the dinosaurs in that region of the world? It seems like there's a lot of weird ones out there...

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    They also found a third new dinosaur. Here's an actual picture taken of the dinosaur in action, back in 53,000,000 B.C.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    Kosmoceratops?

    We haven't lost a triceratops, we've gained his cousin Kosmo.
    Artists rendition:




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    and Pluto isn't a planet...

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