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  1. 16-Jul-2010 #1
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    Fast Zombies With Guns


    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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  2. 16-Jul-2010 #2
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    That looks bloody awful lol

    There low budget and then theres no Budget
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  3. 16-Jul-2010 #3
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    Erm...just erm...
    Oblivion gallops closer, favoring the spur, sparing the rein - I think we will be gone soon
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  4. 16-Jul-2010 #4
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    This is a perfect example of how it's just too easy for anybody to make a "film" these days.

    These guys have no business trying to make movies...
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  5. 16-Jul-2010 #5
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    Know that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, where the Nazis open the Ark of the Covenant and skin-melting badness occurs to those who look at it while open?

    That is what I feel would be an appropriate punishment for birthing this Cinematic Abomination Unto the Lord.

    Failing that, 12-gauge 00 buckshot to the penis/testicles.

    On the flip side, the title does a WONDERFUL job of warning anyone with a SINGLE OPERATING BRAIN CELL to avoid this movie as you would avoid dipping your willy in a leech-infested stagnant swamp-puddle.

    ::shudders:: Zombies With Guns earns the greatest slam I know of to apply to a movie. Ie: It makes The Blair Witch Project appear to be competently executed, and its subject material is 10x, nay, a 100x weaker than Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave.
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  6. 17-Jul-2010 #6
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    Looks pretty decent. I'll bite.



    Just kidding. This is what Satan's shit would look like if he were pooping in his sleep while on crack and fucking a Catholic priest. What the hell? What did I just say?
    Point is, in any case, worst film ever.
    Makes Contagium look like a fucking Coppola.
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  7. 18-Jul-2010 #7
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    Stinky. Still, though, I would watch it since I am a sucker for bad shit like this.
    Originally Posted by EvilNed
    As a much wiser man than I once said: "We must stop the banning - or loose the war."
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