would you rather...

[Danny]

So you wake up tied to a chair with mr.blonde dousing you in petrol and holding out a lighter, you have to either eat cat food or dog food or be set on fire, whats your choice?

[Cykotic]

dude, i've been burned before. badly.... no way in hell would i'd go through that again.. bring on the kittiekat!

[Legion2213]

I'm hanging around that same old scene My girlfriend Betsy she's just fourteen There's nothing better for me to do I'm living on dog food Dog food is so good for you It makes you strong and clever too Dog food is a current craze Eat some every day I chew up my "Sunday Mirror" I read about the rich I fear Dog food is my whole life Dog food composes my wife Yum yum yum - Woof woof woof - Arf arf If it's good enough for Iggy, it's good enough for me.

[Terran]

Id bite off my own finger over getting burned like that.... So if I only have to eat cat food or dog food...I wouldnt have a preference.....

[Mike70]

hellsing you are one sick...puppy. bravo.

[MaximusIncredulous]

Everything kittie has that... sour smell to it. I'll eat the dog food but since Mr. Blonde has a lighter perhaps he can hold it under the Alpo can for a bit. I like my slop heated up.

[Danny]

good point, heated or unheated folks, whats your preferance?

[Dtothe3]

Dog food cold. It would be like a cold pork pie without the pastry.

[Danny]

and with a higher meat content in the "meat".

[mista_mo]

well, i assume i'm touching earth/material derived from rock, sooooo, i'll just use earth bending to bend up a pillar of rock splitting the man in half, then i'll bend anouther, smaller one up to cut my bindings and gtfo. Therefore I win, no eating cat or dog food, and i am scott free. just gassy

[Chic Freak]

I'd go for the dog food, because I think it has a lower percentage of meat than cat food, which might make it slightly less disgusting, and cold, so it wouldn't smell so much.

[Danny]

dude, dog food smells like cat poo. in fact thats the cycle, dead dogs are ground up adn fed to cats, which **** that out adn that **** is turned into dog food, though my last dog ate there **** out the litter tray if you werent careful, so maybe he jsut wanted to go against market inflation. ...or just loved to gobble down them meat cigars.

[3pidemiC]

Why in the world would anyone want to be burned instead of eating nasty food? That just doesn't make sense. Cat food always looked tastey. :P

[Danny]

yeah who the heck chose that they would rather burn alive than eat a tin of pet food?

[mista_mo]

find loop holes, I did. that way no eating of pet food and no burning.