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  1. 05-Dec-2009 #1
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    internet find of the day: "sketchysantas.com"

    http://sketchysantas.com - a collection of the most sinister looking santa photos around, very funny, and creepy, there crunny, or feepy. either way this one is epic:


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  2. 05-Dec-2009 #2
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    Words can not even describe this....



    On a semi related note - My daughter had her first picture with santa the other day. This guy wasn't shady or anything(he actually looked good with the real beard and hair), but I bet my wife 20 bucks she would cry in his lap. "No way" the old lady insisted...

    I just earned 20 bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post


    Words can not even describe this....
    If he's been a good boy I'm sure he'll be getting a present from santas sack...
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    Aside from that saxophone one I actually feel kinda sad looking that these pics, maybe I took the Simpsons episode where Homer gets a job as a Santa too much to heart or something but I have a strange mix of both sympathy and respect for these guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post

    I...I...Why...

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    ...very creepy.
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    Holy crap, these are scary
    Kill 'em All
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    creepiest drunken santa ever.

    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."
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    Santa never was the same, after the war...
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    Quote Originally Posted by deadpunk View Post


    Santa never was the same, after the war...
    The look on that Santa's face:"Come the fuck on & get this cryin' kid outta here! The kid ain't diggin' it & neither am I!"
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  11. 07-Dec-2009 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    It looks like his pants are around his ankles.

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    ...very creepy.
    The kids or the Santa?

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    ''This is what happens when you little cunts misbehave. No sitting on Santa's lap and no presents for Christmas. NEXT!''
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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
    The kids or the Santa?
    All of the above.


    Santa is smokin hot....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    All of the above.


    Santa is smokin hot....

    OMG...

    "This year Santa's commin' UP yer chimney!"
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    "A hundred thousand in unmarked bills or you will never see your kids again!"

    "BWAHAHAHAHOHOHO!"



    Santa's just told this kid that it's his fault his parents split up and there will be no presents this year:
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  15. 07-Dec-2009 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by krakenslayer View Post

    "A hundred thousand in unmarked bills or you will never see your kids again. BWAHAHAHAHOHOHO!"
    I get the same vibe with the top pic.


    ''A bottle of Martell, a blow up doll and a pack of Maltesers or the kid gets it!''
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