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    K-fed get's divorced via text message...


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    That was so awesome. He got his ass handed to him while bragging how she loved him, and supported him. How nice to get a text message letting you know your ass is gone while doing a TV interview.
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    good thing I don't believe in karma because....

    BWAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAHHHHAHA HA!!!!!!!
    I Corinthians 1:18-31 18For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. 19For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. 20Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. 22For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom: 23But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; 24But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. 25Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 26For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called: 27But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty; 28And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are: 29That no flesh should glory in his presence. 30But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption: 31That, according as it is written, He that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord.


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    Quote Originally Posted by radiokill View Post
    good thing I don't believe in karma because....

    BWAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAHHHHAHA HA!!!!!!!
    K-Fed: The story of a "never was" who became a "wanna be", then dumped on TV by his wifey. Hollywood can't write stories this good. This should be the next VH-1 Movie of the week.
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    Its hilarious. I can see the text now

    "Kfed, dumpng u 4 lyfe. get ur stuff out of my mansion. 4get the kids. lol pwned. bye bye."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khardis View Post
    Its hilarious. I can see the text now

    "Kfed, dumpng u 4 lyfe. get ur stuff out of my mansion. 4get the kids. lol pwned. bye bye."


    What a bitch!

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    She probably text something along the lines of that. I know some people who met her before. And from what I was told she's a total bitch.

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    Hey applaud Britney. What women do you know can shed 240lbs and come out on top for all to embrace?
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    Four words...

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    It's all just an act, anyway....

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    BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...take that "k-fed" *shudders*, what a Heat Magazine name, yeesh.

    The guy deserves it, he's got no talent, he survives by being known through the E! Entertainment channel or Entertainment Tonight or whatever crap he's being talked about on, mooched off Britney (although I'm not defending her either, far from it, she can fuuuuuuudge off :lol).

    lol, "irreconsilable differences" needs to be banned, they should expose exactly what the problem is, I'm so fed up of hearing those two words on MTV/E/whatever-the-fudge channel that's obsessed with these no-talent "celebrities".

    Now ... yes, this is somewhat ironic and a bit Jay & Bob Strike Back, me commenting on it, but I just wanted to laugh. Celebrity marriages ... why bother?

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    That little whigger-ass-munch reminds me of J-Roc from The Trailer Park Boys......only J-Roc is a little smarter.
    Know what I'm saaaaaayyyiiiinnnn'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoSTBoY View Post


    What a bitch!
    Agreed. If he is not beating her she has no reason to do that hollywood, non balls, stuff. Any person I mean. People sometimes break up by fax!
    They are bothe total and uttely useless.
    And she has a really fat neck
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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    And she has a really fat neck


    ROFLNECKFAT

    You know ... I'd never really noticed before ... but she does have quite a sturdy head-stand on here doesn't she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post


    ROFLNECKFAT

    You know ... I'd never really noticed before ... but she does have quite a sturdy head-stand on here doesn't she?
    She has this hot body capped off by a Linebacker's* neck!



    *Linebacker is the ultra hugest and fattest bull neck players on American Football teams.
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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    I didnt even know this dude wasa rapper!! i just thought he was some normal bloke who met a crazed woman!

    Gotta feel sorry for him, but then again you have to feel sorry for every man who now thinks they have a chance and even more sorry for the guys who do get that chance!!

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