The Monty Python Thread...... It's

[bassman]

I may not be able to give you a quote, but I do know an interesting song about lumberjacks. Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. CHORUS I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars??????? CHORUS I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspenders and a .... a Bra???? (mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack) They could write some funny songs. With the help of George Harrison, of course. I would like to see "Spamalot" but it's too far to go at the moment

[MaximusIncredulous]

"Ohh, you're no fun anymore." MP is/was the best skit-com around. That and SCTV.

[wayzim]

Are there any fellow Monty Python fans here? If so, make your presence know with a quote from this rather very good show... "It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior. Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their 'ind legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as... plummet" Dindale? Or Lemon Curry? But it's all part of growing up and being British. or watching too much American Public TV as a kid. Wayne Z "Are all your pets called Eric? "

[Wooley]

Behold! The ultimate evil! What? Behind the rabbit? No! It is the rabbit! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! Bring us a shubbery! We are the knights who say...NI! F-ck off! How shall we f-ck off oh lord?

[HLS]

[quote=Tricky]Surely the ministry of silly walks is the most legendary sketch ever! And in case you missed my other post on this http://www.iguk.co.uk/products/monty...-hat-3874.aspx[/ Sometimes if i am typsy i will do some of those walks. lmao

[Adrenochrome]

[QUOTE=HLS] Surely the ministry of silly walks is the most legendary sketch ever! And in case you missed my other post on this http://www.iguk.co.uk/products/monty...-hat-3874.aspx[/ Sometimes if i am typsy i will do some of those walks. lmao you're weird.

[livingdead7]

BBC Voiceover: And now, a plea for sanity by the Reverend Arthur Belling. Rev. Arthur Belling: [Cut to studio. A vicar sitting facing camera. He has an axe in his head] You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going 'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'... [he rolls around on the floor]

[Guru ofthe Dead]

"Number one the Larch" Or even "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!"

[kortick]

the one where the guys mother dies and they cant decide whether to bury her (the worms) or cremate her (crackle crackle) so they decide to cook her and have him eat her and if he changes his mind he can dig a hole and throw up into it...