In adult films, condom question looms large

[MinionZombie]

Then Id have to sit in another person's Pee!... It's a survival mechanism of growing up with two other brothers when pranks and general torment are common practice.... because of this I am also uncomfortable pooping sitting-down until the toilet has been thoroughly inspected... Not to mention in public toilets/at pubs ... if a pub has a grotty bog, then it's going to be covered in piss. Indeed at one pub in my town the bogs are rank, and the stall bog is awful. No lock on the door, so you have to hold it shut with your foot, and ... well ... the floor ain't dry ... by any stretch of the imagination ... nor is the toilet seat ... or toilet ... or the surrounding walls. Any guy needing a shit in that pub is ... shit out of luck. ... Yeah ... pretty rank. Plus my cheeks very rarely, if ever, hit a bog seat other than my own. Mine is always clean and I'm the only one using it ... anything other than that is weird and potentially horrific.

[Danny]

I didn't even know you could pee with an erection. This is an educational thread. ive got to ask, why did you think we couldnt? like theres one valve for pee and another for sploodge and they cant be open at the same time or something? or the urethra closes up like a a trachea when your chocking? -also, on the topic of the circumcision thing the biggest put off thing i ever heard was the immediate time after where getting a boner could "open the wound", brrr, just thinking about waking up with a 'bloody-woody' is enough to put the shits up any bloke.

[MinionZombie]

Us blokes have to sit every now and then. You might need to take a banging shit, but you will do the wee-wee too. Who tucks? And if they do, who bungs a bit of bog paper between the chappie and seat? So true. Dropping the kids off at the pool always gets the old waterworks on red alert, so I've found ... so that's the only time I'll be parked and draining ... ... and yes, there's something a bit "hmmm" about leaving your wang to directly contact the bog seat, isn't there? ive got to ask, why did you think we couldnt? like theres one valve for pee and another for sploodge and they cant be open at the same time or something? or the urethra closes up like a a trachea when your chocking? -also, on the topic of the circumcision thing the biggest put off thing i ever heard was the immediate time after where getting a boner could "open the wound", brrr, just thinking about waking up with a 'bloody-woody' is enough to put the shits up any bloke. 1) lol ... although it does create a bit of a "traffic jam" situation. Todd Johnson doesn't know which you want first, so you have to coax him a bit to get the flow going. FACT. 2) Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that! Unless medical science demands one of me, I'm never getting a circumcision. Such a practice, if it's ever going to be done, must be done in infancy ... which is kinda freaky in itself ... ... at least the one receiving the cut would have no idea about it anyway. Also - what about pissing after having the cut and before it's healed up?! ... Circling back to the pee flying any way it wants, I remember being utterly paranoid about an errant stream after I had my hernia operation last year, which was quite close to my Todd Johnson. The thought of getting any on the bandage, or worse, the incision itself (which resembled an axe wound in my mind) ... didn't bear thinking about. Actually, that's the worst ever time I've had going number one - post operation - especially that first whizz when I got home, still chock full of general anaesthetic and in agony ... took me like ten fucking minutes. The following two-to-three weeks was not an easy time of it either.

[krakenslayer]

ive got to ask, why did you think we couldnt? like theres one valve for pee and another for sploodge and they cant be open at the same time or something? or the urethra closes up like a a trachea when your chocking? Actually there is a muscle in front of the bladder that closes off before orgasm, preventing the fluid that is emitted from the prostate and testes from back-surging into the bladder, and ensuring it is properly channeled out the end of your custard chucker. This makes voluntarily urination whilst highly aroused almost impossible, but since peeing and having sex are things best kept apart, it's not an issue most people ever have to contend with or will even noticeably experience. It is possible to urinate with mostly full erection, provided orgasm isn't imminent, but since the tissues within the shaft are expanded and full of blood, the urethera is pinched/squeezed into a smaller than usual size, which can make it uncomfortable and clumsy, with a thinner stream of pee coming out at higher pressure than usual, sometimes split into two streams by the distortion of the urethera (like when you pinch the end of a hose). Also, the angle of the erection makes it difficult to aim; you have to force it to point downwards against the muscles in your groin and thus further squeezing the urethera. It's gross being a guy.

[Chic Freak]

ive got to ask, why did you think we couldnt? like theres one valve for pee and another for sploodge and they cant be open at the same time or something? or the urethra closes up like a a trachea when your chocking? Actually there is a muscle in front of the bladder that closes off before orgasm, preventing the fluid that is emitted from the prostate and testes from back-surging into the bladder, and ensuring it is properly channeled out the end of your custard chucker. This makes voluntarily urination whilst highly aroused almost impossible, but since peeing and having sex are things best kept apart, it's not an issue most people ever have to contend with or will even noticeably experience. It is possible to urinate with mostly full erection, provided orgasm isn't imminent, but since the tissues within the shaft are expanded and full of blood, the urethera is pinched/squeezed into a smaller than usual size, which can make it uncomfortable and clumsy, with a thinner stream of pee coming out at higher pressure than usual, sometimes split into two streams by the distortion of the urethera (like when you pinch the end of a hose). Also, the angle of the erection makes it difficult to aim; you have to force it to point downwards against the muscles in your groin and thus further squeezing the urethera. Erm, what he said! It's gross being a guy. That's not gross. Try having semi-permanent reproductive tissue that regularly and painfully drops out of your body over a period of days via your genitals Hopefully that'll be the first thing to go in our next evolutionary leap.

[Danny]

Hopefully that'll be the first thing to go in our next evolutionary leap. fuck that, muvafukkas need some gills.

[Terran]

That's not gross. Try having semi-permanent reproductive tissue that regularly and painfully drops out of your body over a period of days via your genitals Hopefully that'll be the first thing to go in our next evolutionary leap. You could be like a Baboon and when your in heat(estrus) your "gentiles" would swell all up with "fluid"!...like a big pink water balloon.....And then instead of having a period you would reabsorb most of the "fluid" and be left with a deflated sac for a couple weeks.. I assume it saves calories.... Yeah that would be pretty sweet......

[Danny]

You could be like a Baboon and when your in heat(estrus) your "gentiles" would swell all up with "fluid"!...like a big pink water balloon.....And then instead of having a period you would reabsorb most of the "fluid" and be left with a deflated sac for a couple weeks.. I assume it saves calories.... Yeah that would be pretty sweet...... rumour has it rosie o'donnel already does that.

[Publius]

Point being, apparently in places like Japan - where there's all sorts of filthy porn - the rape rate is very low compared to other countries with more prudent porn habits. On the other hand, their rate of all kinds of crime is very low. The rape rate in the US is 20 times higher than in Japan, but the robbery rate is over 100 times higher. This suggests that the difference lies in cultural attitudes towards individual responsibility to the community (shame) and policing practices (criminal defendants in Japan have fewer rights) rather than porn. fuck that, muvafukkas need some gills. Win.