A funny...

[LouCipherr]

So a guy comes home one night and he's carrying a duck under his arm. He walks in the house and there's his wife standing in the living room, awaiting his arrival. The guy says, "Well, here's the pig I've been screwing" His wife says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." To which he replies... "I wasn't talking to you"

[DjfunkmasterG]

So a guy comes home one night and he's carrying a duck under his arm. He walks in the house and there's his wife standing in the living room, awaiting his arrival. The guy says, "Well, here's the pig I've been screwing" His wife says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." To which he replies... "I wasn't talking to you" LOL... I Love it.

[fartpants]

classic, that quacked me up