"My wife got pregnant from watching a 3D Porn"

[Danny]

>My face. This guy is in some pretty steep denial here amirite?

[MikePizzoff]

Guess the guy doesn't want to deal with the heartbreak. Poor guy.

[childofgilead]

Geez..either that girl is dumber than a bag full of hair or she's got that fella whipped..

[MikePizzoff]

OR, like her husband said, anything is possible with today's technology!

[Yojimbo]

WTF? Poor guy is in heavy denial. She should instead have claimed that an angel from heaven impregnated her and that her son is the future messiah. Assuming the poor cuckold soldier is a Christian there would be at least some sort of precedent for that, at least in the Christian mindset. ---------- Post added at 02:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:18 PM ---------- Geez..either that girl is dumber than a bag full of hair or she's got that fella whipped.. Think that the fella is whipped and she is lucky he is also stupid. 3D porn? I'd buy that for a dollar!

[acealive1]

LOL wow. admit it, dude. 3d porn didnt get ur wife pregnant. she cheated on u cuz shes got a chocolate sweet tooth what else do u think military wives do when the husband is away?

[Yojimbo]

LOL wow. admit it, dude. 3d porn didnt get ur wife pregnant. she cheated on u cuz shes got a chocolate sweet tooth Hey acealive, weren't you in NYC about a year ago? ---------- Post added at 02:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:35 PM ---------- OR, like her husband said, anything is possible with today's technology! Don't suppose this soldier is going to be able to live this sort of explanation down when word spreads to his brothers-in-arms. They have Jody in 3D nowdays, ain't teknolgee amayzin!

[krakenslayer]

3D porn? I'd buy that for a dollar! Better wear a rubber, I heard you can get herpes from watching 3D porn. (by the way, you guys do realise this was a gag, right?: http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazi...egnancy-story/)

[Rancid Carcass]

Lets just be grateful she didn't go to see Avatar...

[Yojimbo]

Lets just be grateful she didn't go to see Avatar... ---------- Post added at 03:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:29 PM ---------- Better wear a rubber, I heard you can get herpes from watching 3D porn. (by the way, you guys do realise this was a gag, right?: http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazi...egnancy-story/) Classic - got me too. Especially true was this part of the artcle: "The funniest part of the whole incident is the tone that most of these news articles took in reporting the story. Nearly every one insulted the “husband” for being stupid enough to believe such a ridiculous tale. Now what is it they say about the pot calling the kettle black?" Ooops.

[Tricky]

Jesus H Christ! I hope the only duties her husband got in iraq was cleaning out the bogs, surely somebody who believes his wife could get pregnant from a 3D wang poking out of a TV screen shouldnt be allowed near weapons of any description?? *edit after seeing its a fake story, doh!

[acealive1]

Hey acealive, weren't you in NYC about a year ago? ---------- Post added at 02:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:35 PM ---------- nope, i was in new york, but not NYC LOL

[Eyebiter]

[acealive1]

i gotta see this one in a few years, i've seen people who have that color skin and their parents features. so it might not be that far fetched

[Trin]

We had a minor zombie apocalypse here when they showed Dawn '78 in 3D. Several audience members got bitten and had to be put down. It could've turned into chaos. Luckily I went to the theater prepared for zombies or this would've been all over the news.