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    You're on Death Row... What would your last meal be?

    So I was doing my normal news site surfing this morning and came across an article about Death Row inmates last meals. Now some would say they don't deserve a last meal, but forgetting the politics behind the crime and people's thoughts on what a Death Row inmate should get or not get... if you were on Death Row, what would you choose as your last meal?

    Me:

    General Tso Chicken - Not Spicy
    Ny Strip Steak cooked Medium
    Garlic Mashed Potato's
    Del Monet Frech cut Green Beans
    Texas Toast
    (2) Banana Nut Muffins
    (2) Helpings of Peach Cobbler
    (1) Super Sized Friendly's Reese's Pieces Sundae
    6 pack of 24oz Mt Dew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    if you were on Death Row, what would you choose as your last meal?
    Simone Simons. *drool*


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    I don't think I'd have the stomach to eat a meal knowing I was about to be "put to sleep".

    However, I'd order:

    16oz steak, blackened on the edges
    21 fried jumbo shrimp
    Chinese pizza
    pork fried rice
    spicy/burnt potato cubes
    Philly (South Jersey) cheesesteak
    a Fat Knight from R U Hungry
    and mint choco chip ice cream for desert

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    Do they actually go and get whatever you want or is it made by the prison lunchroom staff? If you've ever had jail food - You would know why I say no thanks.

    As mike pointed out....if I'm about to die, I wouldn't have much of an appetite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    As mike pointed out....if I'm about to die, I wouldn't have much of an appetite.
    Look at it like Homer Simpson did; fill yourself so competely full so when your bowels release - BLAMMO!!!

    I s'pose by the time you get to your Last Meal, you've perhaps come to grips with your fate. So, Eat Up, Johnny.
    Those aren't real problems, Sam.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    f you've ever had jail food - You would know why I say no thanks.
    Bassman, you been in the clink?




    Come on, I had to ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    Bassman, you been in the clink?
    Nothing major. Just an overnighter for a bit of pot when I was a teenager. But I was there long enough to have their breakfast and lunch. My god man....it's worse than school food.

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    i feel physically sick at the thought of being industrially executed....!

    But if I could stomach a meal, I'd probably go for:

    5x Mcdonalds burgers with no sauce
    5x blocks of cheese
    uncooked pizza dough
    and some wet cement

    Just to fuck them off when I shit myself after dying....
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.

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    So much... where to begin?
    Okonomiyaki, burger, fries, pancakes, orange juice, cream soda, corned beef hash, bacon, oatmeal, banana, tomato, sushi, cashews, chocolate, peanut butter, cocoa, ice cream, and... 3 Musketeers bar.

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    A woman.

    Or a nice proper roast dinner with roasties, lamb, gravy, mashed potato, yorkshire pudding...the full works basically.

    Like most here, I probably wouldn't be that hungry really...even if I was, I'd probably lose the contents of my gut as I made the "long walk".
    Oblivion gallops closer, favoring the spur, sparing the rein - I think we will be gone soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by paranoid101 View Post
    Ever lasting Gobstopper from Willy Wonka


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    Quote Originally Posted by paranoid101 View Post
    Ever lasting Gobstopper from Willy Wonka
    hahaha, now thats funny!

    Too bad they dont wait till your done... they kill you at a set time which means you only have so much time to eat.

    But if i was going to die i would eat the absolute worst stuff... kfc skin battered and fried... philly cheesesteak from Pat's with double meat and whiz... Arbys curly fries... deep fried oreos.... footlong corn dog from a carnival... buttered corn on the cob... and a snickers cheesecake from the cheesecake factory...

    Then I will hopefully die of a heart attack before they execute me...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Do they actually go and get whatever you want or is it made by the prison lunchroom staff? If you've ever had jail food - You would know why I say no thanks.

    As mike pointed out....if I'm about to die, I wouldn't have much of an appetite.
    Texas does a whatever you want... Virginia... it is anything off the prison food menu.
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    Throat of prison guard. May as well take someone with me. What are they going to do, execute me for it?

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