an instant classic...

[Mike70]

this story is both disgusting and funny. it revolves around a woman, a real swamp jackal at that, who threatened to kill two men because they wouldn't perform oral sex on her. the reason for their refusal? her horrid vaginal odors. While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.” This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.” the world is just full of classy winners isn't it? http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report

[bassman]

I'm glad I didn't eat breakfast. If I had, it would've been thrown up all over my keyboard when I saw the picture attached to that story. If someone tells you your privates smell so bad that you can't receive oral.....it's time to reevaluate your personal hygiene.

[thxleo]

Mike, thank you for that story. I enjoyed the hell out of that.

[Neil]

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.” That quote needs to be in a film somewhere! Tarantino could get one of his characters to come out with that!

[MikePizzoff]

Wow, she looks and acts like she's a member of the White family.

[MinionZombie]

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.” That quote needs to be in a film somewhere! Tarantino could get one of his characters to come out with that! It does sound like a Tarantino line. Unfortunately it wasn't in one of his flicks, and was instead a part of reality ... and good god ... just reading about it made me queasy.