Started Using CHANTIX to quit smoking

[LouCipherr]

Good lord, it's gonna be Michael Hutchence part 2!

[DjfunkmasterG]

should you be masturbating with a heart condition, anyway? I take pills for the heart condition. LMMFGDAO!!! Ok, I nominate bassman for the zinger of the year award, 2011. Competition is officially OVER! No it's not... I am sure someone will top that in the next week, or so. But tis a good'un not a good way to be found by the family. They'd probably put a tie round your neck to say you wanted to follow in your heros david keradines footsteps, give you some semblance of dignity What family? I live alone. ---------- Post added at 04:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:18 PM ---------- How do you know, have you been doing methadone without telling anyone? As far as not being able to masturbate - well, ya got me there. Damn right I got ya there... Without masturbation... what else is there?

[LouCipherr]

I take pills for the heart condition. The original "gateway" drug No it's not... I am sure someone will top that in the next week, or so. That remains to be seen. What family? I live alone. Don't worry, on that chantix stuff, the pink elephants, hefalumps & woozles will visit you soon. Damn right I got ya there... Without masturbation... what else is there? Well, lets see... there's... ummm.... uhhhh.... well... *head explodes*

[DjfunkmasterG]

Don't worry, on that chantix stuff, the pink elephants, hefalumps & woozles will visit you soon. Well I do visit a purple woozle by the name of peanut on a monthly basis, however, it is just for laughs.

[LouCipherr]

Well I do visit a purple woozle by the name of peanut on a monthly basis, however, it is just for laughs. But Peanut is a fictional character, woozles are not. Neither are the hefalumps..

[AcesandEights]

should you be masturbating... Yes, the answer is always yes

[DjfunkmasterG]

Yes, the answer is always yes Thank you... Without Masturbation life would just be pointless... God allowed us to reach for a reason... and I am sure he regrets not giving us more flexibility so we could lick ourselves like dogs.

[bassman]

Yeah....I suppose its good for those of us that can't get it from the opposite sex...

[darth los]

Thank you... Without Masturbation life would just be pointless... God allowed us to reach for a reason... and I am sure he regrets not giving us more flexibility so we could lick ourselves like dogs. Yeah....I suppose its good for those of us that can't get it from the opposite sex... Okay, first off, I would say that NOT masturbating is very unhealthy. http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationshi...urbation-guide And second off, Most dudes could be banging gisselle and would still masturbate in their free time. We're men. We Have to do it.

[bassman]

Never done it. Not once. My entire life....not once. I'm kidding. I've had people tell me that before, though. Always worth a good STFU laugh...

[AcesandEights]

Never done it. Not once. My entire life....not once. I'm kidding. I've had people tell me that before, though. Always worth a good STFU laugh... I grew up with a buddy who swore he never did, and let me tell you--I actually believe he hadn't as of the last time I saw of him, 'cause he was a pretty cool guy but got grumpier and grumpier till he was basically an ornery old man by the time he got halfway through college. Catholic guilt in tandem with prudishness is a bitch, I guess.

[darth los]

Me and Bassman are cool and all but i don't believe that for a second. Everyone does it. So let's get tis straight. You're in bed with the wife and she doesn't want to put out that night which is a likely scenario. Now, you have a raging Boner that's harder than chinese math and you're telling me you're going to roll over and go to sleep!?! Pardon me if i find that a little hard to believe. Number one that's an urge that just must be satisfied. Hey don't blame me, God made us that way. Second, You can't roll over with a boner with out some pretty gruesome consequenses, so there, ha!

[bassman]

Me and Bassman are cool and all but i don't believe that for a second. Everyone does it. ....did you not read the second part in my post?

[darth los]

Uh-oh. That garnered the "shifty" smiley. ( Note to self: Must read Bassman's posts more carefully) K. So ur the 1 stfu'ing peeps. (i know how you just love text talk ) Still doesn't make my post any less true though. But moving on. Yeah, it's just like the multi-billion dollar a year porn industry this country has yet no one watches porn.

[DjfunkmasterG]

If the ex-wife turned me down, I would just thrown in some porn... not letting a perfectly good boner go to waste.