View Poll Results: Your WORSE zombie film EVER??

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  • Day of the Dead 2: Contagium

    15 35.71%
  • Dawn 2004

    1 2.38%
  • Land of the Dead

    2 4.76%
  • Vampires vs Zombies

    4 9.52%
  • Children of the Dead

    4 9.52%
  • Night of the Living Dead 30th Anniversary Edition

    4 9.52%
  • Undead

    1 2.38%
  • Other (Specified in post)

    11 26.19%
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    I haven't seen most of those, so I had to go with "Dawn04". I thought about choosing "Night:30th Ann.", but it still had PARTS of Romero's classic in it so I couldn't bring myself to choose it.

    As I've said before, I normally don't watch zombie films outside of Romero's because they're usually crap, anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311
    I haven't seen most of those, so I had to go with "Dawn04". I thought about choosing "Night:30th Ann.", but it still had PARTS of Romero's classic in it so I couldn't bring myself to choose it.

    As I've said before, I normally don't watch zombie films outside of Romero's because they're usually crap, anyway...
    you need to check out SEVERED. You'll love that one, I think. In fact, it will p*ss you off more about Yawn'04.....what? an orignal NEW zombie idea?????? Go figure.

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    Good point, I'd get it to suck copious amounts of someone else's beanbag, just in case I did get Contagium's weird-zombie-light-bad-everything-AIDs from it.

    Children of the Living Dead was sh*t as, but I got it for a fiver in a dodgy "downtown" Norwich used media shop and watched it with my housemates and we laughed our asses off watching it, so it was actually quite entertaining (for all the wrong reasons of course).

    We all know by now (surely) how I feel about Yawn04, I think that stranger's winkie would be in for another visit of bad zombie movie beanbag choking.

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    ----tbags all bad zombie movies.

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    good god i cannot stress how bad vampires vs zombies is in every way, it makes contagium look good!, yes its really that bad!


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    I voted "Other" for City of the Walking Dead. Hard to believe that the same man who directed that dejecta-heap was the one who bestowed the great Cannibal Ferox upon us.

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    Contagium and House Of The Dead were so terrible they almost made me want to beat myself in the head to make the pain stop. There is one more though that hasn't been mentioned, Night Of The Zombies. This movie was equally as excruciating.

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    good god i cannot stress how bad vampires vs zombies is in every way, it makes contagium look good!, yes its really that bad!

    wow! THAT bad? thats a bold bold statement :P

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    i voted contagium but garden of the dead is a real pile of 2hit to.

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    Other: The entire Return of the Living Dead series. I don't care what anybody else says, those were an insult to the zombie genre as a whole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kar98k
    Other: The entire Return of the Living Dead series. I don't care what anybody else says, those were an insult to the zombie genre as a whole.
    I iked em, but they did bring in that annoying as hell
    "all zombies eat brains" thing
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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    The first flick was a good, fun zombie flick that strayed from the serious end of the genre and was just daft fun. The second was also fun, but less good, the third was getting a bit much ... but it did have the chick with the boobs ... Necropolis was such an amazingly huge sack of sh*t, and I haven't seek part five, Rave from the Grave yet, but it'll suck a lot more bellend I'd imagine.

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    Contagium.

    Unfortunately, due to censorship rules aswell as banishment of foul language, I am unable to explain my reasoning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy
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    In my collection Hell of the Living Dead is the worst. I have Children of the dead. The first 10 minutes is a fun watch but after Tom dies it gets really really bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HLS
    The first 10 minutes is a fun watch but..
    she could be talking about dawn 04'

    but heres an example of why vamps v zombies sucks

    woman goes into gas station
    asks guy to fill her gas tank
    he agrees (god this must be how porno scripts start out )
    turns and the car is gone.
    he goes 'weres the car'
    she says "what car" and shoots him


    think thats bad, it gets worse.

    woman kills girls father
    zombies appear
    they run into a big hospital to hide form the horde
    they run into a room with 5 openings
    ...."gosh becky is it me or is it hot in here?".....
    oh yes lesbo porn scene
    .....as the zombies pour in all the doors
    they die, surprised?


    THIS MOVIE ****ING SUCKS BALLS!, ITS SO BAD IT MAKES RAIDERS OF THE DAMNED LOOK LIKE A ****ING LEGEND!!!


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