My incredibly sick obsession with..... BACON!

[LouCipherr]

Awww, I hurt someone's feelings.

[DjfunkmasterG]

I don't need a WAAAAAMBULANCE - Well maybe after I snort this kilo of blow, but at the moment... no thank you.

[LouCipherr]

[BillyRay]

So Lou sez to me... You sir, have been banned from my bacon thread for that blasphemy! ORLY?

[blind2d]

Oh no! Watch out, BillyR!

[LouCipherr]

BillyRay - you're on my watch list, pal. You and your Unicorn meat!

[BillyRay]

See, kids? THIS is how you @#$% with each other on this board. No tears, no name calling, no hurt feelings, no whambulance.

[blind2d]

And no crying children! Truly, you sir, are an inspiration!

[Trin]

What's this "Points for it tasting like Bacon" shit? NO FUCKING POINTS... SIMULATED BACON IS NOT BACON! Taste, smell whatever, SIMULATED is NOT, I repeat NOT, the real thing. That's like going into 5 Guys and them changing their menu to serve SIMULATED COW... NO FUCKING WAY! Doesn't count. What about simulated boobs? Are they still okay? Or when you go to a strip club do you scream, "DOESN'T COUNT!!"

[DjfunkmasterG]

What about simulated boobs? Are they still okay? Or when you go to a strip club do you scream, "DOESN'T COUNT!!" I find the ugliest rack and invite the owner of that rack to be in my movie. ---------- Post added at 08:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:07 PM ---------- See, kids? THIS is how you @#$% with each other on this board. No tears, no name calling, no hurt feelings, no whambulance. Well would you like to instruct THX DOUCHENOZZLE in this ettiquette? It seems he doesn't understand how it works.

[LouCipherr]

See, kids? THIS is how you @#$% with each other on this board. No tears, no name calling, no hurt feelings, no whambulance. I find the ugliest rack and invite the owner of that rack to be in my movie. Well would you like to instruct THX DOUCHENOZZLE in this ettiquette? It seems he doesn't understand how it works. This. Oh, and BillyRay? I got your Unicorn meat RIGHT HERE pal! When the unicorn meat is UNICORN BACON, I say it's ALL GOOD!

[MoonSylver]

Another Friday is here! So it's.... Time for your Friday Bacon: Religion Edition! The God of Bacon hath spake. He hath sayth unto Lou: ”GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD OF BACON” This message brought to you by: Preach the word, Reverend Lou: Take us to the promised land: And remember the commandments: Bacon truly is “soul food” It has been known throughout the ages: Ignore the unbeliever: Back, Heretic!!!! She’s got the right idea: And finally, proof that God wants us to have bacon: Well, we've had the Bacon God & the Church of Bacon, so now it's time for this guy: Who knew, but yes, there IS a patron saint of Bacon Just like Jesus, & yes, just in time for the rapture, the God of Bacon has returned! & he hath sayeth onto his prophet: ”LOU-CAS, GET BACK HERE ON THIS CONSOLE!!!” As further proof of his power he sends the following: And he sent three of his angels as a sign: Now all join me in the pig prayer: And I shall read to you from the book of bacon: And let us now dine on the most holy bacon of all: He wants you to know what the TRUE rapture shall be like: And he has a message for you: Now bear his mark: Even the other religions of the world are converting to him... ...an even the beasts of the wild have come to know & fear him: Now HEED HIS WORD!!!

[Mr. Clean]

I seen this picture and it made me ponder....What would happen if you pull the pin? I mean do you throw it at the enemy or do you just drop it at your own feet?

[LouCipherr]

I seen this picture and it made me ponder....What would happen if you pull the pin? I mean do you throw it at the enemy or do you just drop it at your own feet? I would hope that the person you toss it at/near would just pick it up, try to eat it and it's blow up in their face.

[AcesandEights]