You know you've watched DAWN of the DEAD way too much when...

[Danny]

i aint dead, but im... all messed up.

[DVW5150]

You see a nebbish driving really wrecklessly in a nice sports car, and say,"The only dumb ass that couldnt drive that car, is the one who can afford it." I tried.

[DjfunkmasterG]

When family members ask what kind of gift you'd like, you say, "I need lighter fluid." "... and chocolates." Every time you walk in the mall you say... "one stop shopping. Everything you need right at your fingertips." Sorry hellsing, it was not intended to perk up post count or get the board rolling. Just a game to help keep people on their toes, and to see how many dead fans really know their DAWN of the DEAD.

[DubiousComforts]

"... and chocolates." "Watches... watches!"

[Trin]

I was in the bathroom one day and actually wondered if I could build a fake wall over the bathroom door so my kids couldn't find me when I'm in there.

[DjfunkmasterG]

"Watches... watches!" is it watches or chocolates.... or is watches said after choclates?

[DubiousComforts]

is it watches or chocolates.... or is watches said after choclates? "Watches, watches!" is first followed by Peter saying something like "hey, get only what we need, I'll get a radio and television" and then Roger saying "chocolate!"

[DjfunkmasterG]

I guess I need to watch DAWN again and brush up.

[clanglee]

. . .whenever you see an escalator, you can barely suppress the urge to slide down the bannister.

[Philly_SWAT]

You go to Pittsburgh....PITTSBURGH....on vacation when you live in Daytona Beach Florida, and watch Dawn of the Dead on a portable DVD player as you drive around the Monroeville Mall parking lot, looking for light pole #30 to take a picture of.

[Yojimbo]

You go to Pittsburgh....PITTSBURGH....on vacation when you live in Daytona Beach Florida, and watch Dawn of the Dead on a portable DVD player as you drive around the Monroeville Mall parking lot, looking for light pole #30 to take a picture of. Or you read what Philly wrote and think that represents a great time! Been there done that, probably again next year too!

[clanglee]

I was in the bathroom one day and actually wondered if I could build a fake wall over the bathroom door so my kids couldn't find me when I'm in there. What a glorious Idea. Be tough to crawl up the rope ladder when you are prarie doggin tho.

[DjfunkmasterG]

What a glorious Idea. Be tough to crawl up the rope ladder when you are prarie doggin tho. That would suck ass.

[MaximusIncredulous]

you walk around with a bag of truck hot-wire tools tightly strapped to your side. No way you gonna drop your tools like that other guy did. What a noob.

[DjfunkmasterG]

So you don't wanna be "THAT GUY" huh?