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    On GMTV this morning they were covering his arrival into Britain and even had some cretin journo on the plane saying, "Yes, Gary had a caesar salad and a chocolate orange mousse for dinner in business class"...

    All I was saying was:

    Come on, come on
    Come on, come on
    Come on, come on
    Come on!



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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
    On GMTV this morning they were covering his arrival into Britain and even had some cretin journo on the plane saying, "Yes, Gary had a caesar salad and a chocolate orange mousse for dinner in business class"...

    All I was saying was:

    Come on, come on
    Come on, come on
    Come on, come on
    Come on!


    Do you wanna be in my bang.. my bang... my bang!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Do you wanna be in my bang.. my bang... my bang!
    I'm the peda
    I'm the peda
    I'm the peda of the gang I am!


    PS: More news here.
    Last edited by capncnut; 22-Aug-2008 at 07:34 PM.

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    Ahh the Telegraph, that's what I like to see.

    (I read it when my folks get it ).

    I was wondering how long it'd be until that song of his was lampooned on 'ere.

    ...




    It's just fuggin' weird watching that video now, it just feels wrong ... and it's so frustratingly catchy ... but then again, it's not exactly a complex song is it?

    ...

    But is it anything at all like the league in which Thriller yomps? I don't think so...but then again, it's never being proven in a court of law about Jacko's apparent fiddling.

    Thriller is still awesome though ... incidentally, that was this week's task on Big Brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Ahh the Telegraph, that's what I like to see.

    (I read it when my folks get it ).
    Mater and pater? Snobarse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
    Mater and pater? Snobarse.
    pfft ...

    Beats the sh*t out of the middle-class-guilt-ethnocentrically-obsessed-african-peace-crisp-buying Guardian, the sex-on-the-brain-Sun, the gone-proper-down-hill-Times, the boring-arse-FT, the absolutely-grotty-rag-that-piers-morgan-used-to-run and the ALL-ENTERTAINMENT-KILLS-YOU-AND-IMPORTS-VIOLENTLY-GAY-MUSLIM-EXTREMIST-KIDDY-FIDDLING-FOREIGNERS Daily Mail...

    *gasps for breath*

    Spotted the footage of him on the plane on the news yet? I bet Paramount's thrilled he was watching one of their films on the plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
    Still the number one rag. While some of the journalism is (well, frankly) bollocks for the most part, other aspects are spot on. Notably the television news, most of which isn't printed in other papers and I often find the likes of The Mirror copying their news the following day.

    But yeah, theres more dirt in The Sun's pages than what you get on your hands whilst reading it.
    The Sun is written to the mantra that "if an 8 year old can't read it, we won't print it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SymphonicX View Post
    The Sun is written to the mantra that "if an 8 year old can't read it, we won't print it"


    Ain't it the truth.

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    What's the difference between gary glitter and a greyhound?



















    The greyhound waits for the hare to appear
    "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
    Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country.
    it works the same in every country."

    -Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg trials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SymphonicX View Post
    The Sun is written to the mantra that "if an 8 year old can't read it, we won't print it"
    I believe the necessary reading age for The Sun is 6, actually; for most newspapers it's about 11.

    Quote Originally Posted by _liam_ View Post
    What's the difference between gary glitter and a greyhound?



















    The greyhound waits for the hare to appear
    And you might feel sorry for the greyhound if it had its balls removed?
    La freak, c'est chic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chic Freak View Post
    I believe the necessary reading age for The Sun is 6, actually; for most newspapers it's about 11.

    This is why I don't read tabloids.....turns brains into mush

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