Time to double-bag-it methinks...

[Tricky]

Better than having a buttload of Chicks talking about how you gave them a dose. thats the puppy!

[MissJacksonCA]

i wonder what other things are on that superbug list hmm...

[coma]

i wonder what other things are on that superbug list hmm... Staph infection's you get from Surgery soemyimes. You have to IV antibiotics for 5 months if you get one. Thats IF you make iy.

[DeadJonas190]

One in four men in Philadelphia?!?! Great. I don't feel like going to get an STD test. You misread it. It said one out of every four men in Philadelphia infected with it have the resistant strain, not one in four men in Philadelphia have it. So don't worry, Little Mike is probably ok.

[kortick]

the old qtip down the slit is no joy i had fun when i took my nephew to get rid of his std that his girlfriend gave him (long story) i knew that they were gonna give him the swab but didnt say anything he was white as a sheet when he came out and looked like he was gonna pass out i had to bring him home and let him go to sleep it was funny for me not for him

[Danny]

^ more awkward than ****ing a pie and having your father walk in?, now THAT is american pie type **** right there. that must be the most awqward father son day ever. seriously, can anyone name anythign more awkward?

[7feet]

Never got the tip down the tip, but I can kinda imagine how horrible that could be. Is it the same for femalews, q-tip up the urethra? I've never heard that being catherterized is any fun, and that's like a 1/16 of an inch. Argh. The staph is some bad-ass ****. Anthrax, no problem, take some Cipro. Hospital borne, drug resistant staph (similar to the cause of the zombies in Gary's flick) is evil. It's standard procedure that everyone who comes in physical contact with a patient needs to do a proper 30 second hand scrubdown between patients. But they don't. Got that on pretty good authority from a friend who's mom was a head nurse in a large metropolitan hospital. So they spread these truly evil germs around, cuz their thinking like civil servants. So all you can do is throw harsher and harsher antibiotics at them, and they come back kicking. So it's been, what, 65 years or so since the burning pee was done for with an easy cure? And now it's done. Oh, joy. If you've never had truly massive antibiotic treatment, it ain't no fun. One of the main things it does is kill every last bit of your necessary-for-life intestinal flora and fauna. You're born with 'em, you live with 'em, and then you slaughter them down to the last cell. So you can't digest for ****. And they never come back quite right. So now you generally have to do that for the clap? Geez. Can't have any fun no more.

[Danny]

^ k, mz can call me jaded but thats the kinda stuff why i get paranoid about touching door handles in hospitals.

[Eyebiter]

It's only a matter of time until they start to gene sequence some of the more common STD's. Who knows in thirty years the doctor might simply give you a shot to get rid of the disease. Turn the proper gene off = no more problem.

[Danny]

"warning said administered shot may include after effects of waking up the next day as the brundlefly"

[MinionZombie]

^ k, mz can call me jaded but thats the kinda stuff why i get paranoid about touching door handles in hospitals. Don't worry hellsing, I'll sat in the same room on this issue, with all this kinda talk you don't wanna touch anything. If in a public toilet, I always open the door with my sleeve over my hand, or open it at the very bottom of the handle (if it's a vertical handle) as that's where people have least been touching it ... yeah germs can spread, but it just makes me feel better about touching those handles... Then when I get home I have to scrubs my hands up right nice, they always feel dirty after being out all day, it's kinda odd... *shudders* All this talk about "jap's eye" prodding, yeuch!

[coma]

Don't worry hellsing, I'll sat in the same room on this issue, with all this kinda talk you don't wanna touch anything. If in a public toilet, I always open the door with my sleeve over my hand, or open it at the very bottom of the handle (if it's a vertical handle) as that's where people have least been touching it ... yeah germs can spread, but it just makes me feel better about touching those handles... Then when I get home I have to scrubs my hands up right nice, they always feel dirty after being out all day, it's kinda odd... *shudders* All this talk about "jap's eye" prodding, yeuch! I wash my Mitts BEFORE I use a public crapper AND after. I am not touching my Johnny with Some dudes Dink juice on it. I am not germaphobic, but I wash my hands all the time. Whats all thats japs eye ****? You mean the opening in the tip looks like a Japanese persons eye? Thats pretty racist, in case you havent thought about it.

[MinionZombie]

lol, it's an old school Brit term for the winky-woo-door, never really thought about it, as I never think about Japanese people when I say it, I think about the winky-woo-door (not like a whole field of them, don't go puttin' new spins on my context! )... It's just a term we have here in the UK, the connection to anything remotely Japanese has long since disappeared from the term, it's precisely just another term for whatever the medical term is for the winky-woo-door (aka the WWD).

[Tricky]

Come on,the japs eye isnt that racist!my japanese mate calls it his japs eye so it cant be that bad!he isnt bothered by being called "the yellow man" either,he's just as bad anyway as he refers to another of our gang as "that spic tw*t" but its all in jest @ MZ,definate OCD traits there dude!its like me if i touch something i perceive as dirty,that part of my body almost tingles until ive washed it,i know how stupid and irrational it is yet i cant just leave it,im weird lol

[MinionZombie]

Aye, I do wash my hands quite a bit, even after taking a whizz (which, I was shocked to discover, many blokes don't do! I'm not Senoir Rotten Down Under, but dude - you piss from there ... it's just common sense - WASH YOUR FREAKIN' HANDS!!! ) Clean hands feel nice anyway, my hands don't 'tingle' with dirt, but they just don't feel right either when I've been out all day, get some liquid soap sloshed on there, that'll sort it.