Vagina sofa

[Chic Freak]

lol, great, so not only do you have to suffer the indignity of suffocating in a giant vagina, you have to look like a right prick at the same time ... BOOM-BOOM! I'm here all week... I genuinely "Laughed Out Loud" when I read that who wouldnt want to slosh around in a hot, vagina shaped waterbed? Who, indeed... Cool, I can see the clit. Time to go down.... Ha, that is one clitoris than no man could miss

[Graebel]

I'll only get it if it has a vibrate option.

[MinionZombie]

I genuinely "Laughed Out Loud" when I read that Ka-chiiing! Next stop, Seinfeld!

[Danny]

Ka-chiiing! Next stop, Seinfeld! BA-DIP-A-DOO-DOO-DOO!

[major jay]

Ha, that is one clitoris than no man could miss I sense a little anger.

[FoodFight]

Honestly, I'm just looking for spare change!

[DeadJonas190]

It looks like it might be a tight fit...

[Chic Freak]

I sense a little anger. Not at all Honestly, I'm just looking for spare change! lmao! It looks like it might be a tight fit... Hee hee! I've just thought, if you had that couch and you were really bored, you could shave your head, cover yourself in red slime and pretend you were being born. yep

[DeadJonas190]

I've just thought, if you had that couch and you were really bored, you could shave your head, cover yourself in red slime and pretend you were being born. yep OK now that is hillarious

[Shadowofthedead]

ok i dont know if im gonna take any heat for this so lets see. you sure you didnt take a picture or your own vagina and use photo shop to make it look like a couch cuz if thats the case im scared.

[Chic Freak]

I would be too

[capncnut]

Who would want a couch like that? You'd look like a c**t sitting in one of those.

[MinionZombie]

Who would want a couch like that? You'd look like a c**t sitting in one of those. Surely you'd look like a right cock, to be pedantic? ... Anyone remember Furniture Porn, if I remember correctly Neil posted a link to it back on Loom. Anyway, get yourself a stiffy-shaped futon and you've literally got furniture porn here.

[major jay]

I've just thought, if you had that couch and you were really bored, you could shave your head, cover yourself in red slime and pretend you were being born. yep Or use a few midgets for a multible birth.

[MinionZombie]

Or use it for some bizarre Biology/Textiles class hybrid at High School. "Today, kids, we're going to learn about the layout of the vagina ... by sewing a large scale model, which also doubles as a sofa." ... "Next week we'll analyse the inner workings of the testicles by sewing oval throw pillows to sit underneath the 6 foot long plush penis we made last month." ... "Next month we will examine sexual intercourse by splitting into two teams to hold these large scale models before running at each other multiple times, at which point the Year 7's sewn model spermatozoa will be flung into the vagina sofa ... and don't worry if any of them land on the giant breast pillows we sewed last year, because the Year 7's might not be the most accurate throwers." Any excuse...