so did anyone in the UK feel this today?

[kortick]

I am not a bag that is filled with scum. Its ok if you like sex with fat ladies who sweat like a chunk of rancid pork. And its charming how you dont mind when they leave a line of creamy brown sweat on your chairs when they get up. there is no crime against it. Get it Mo. So what if in bed you say, "moo for me baby" its all good.

[mista_mo]

So wait, how do you know this? Do you follow around fat ladies and observe how they act? Do you take "biological samples" from them whenever they stop to get cheetos and hot dogs? I've never met a lady so fat that she left a sweat streak in a chair, just from sitting down. You, my good friend, have many issues that you must take up with your counciller.

[Danny]

well done kortik, your that much closer to coming to terms with your seat frumping addiction, were all here for you man

[MinionZombie]

This thread has strayed way into oddball territory here...I'm looking around in a panic, like when you end up hanging out with total strangers and they're a bit weird and you're kinda panicking on the inside but on the outside you're stone-faced......yeah, that's me in this damn thread.

[Mike70]

This thread has strayed way into oddball territory here...I'm looking around in a panic, like when you end up hanging out with total strangers and they're a bit weird and you're kinda panicking on the inside but on the outside you're stone-faced......yeah, that's me in this damn thread. it is a myspace thing MZ. kortick likes to put, uh, strange pics (mostly of swamp jackals) up in your comment box. it's ok man if it goes off into oddball land. sounds as if none of the UK people on here noticed the earthquake anyway.

[MinionZombie]

I'm so glad I don't have MySpace right now.

[Mike70]

I'm so glad I don't have MySpace right now. take a look at mine and mista mo's and you'll understand. it is all in fun though and i have started to put up a few interesting pics on kortick's.

[Chic Freak]

Still complaining about people just having an off-the-cuff larf? Christ... Hmm, he does have a point though MZ. You do seem to try and squeeze in a little snipe at Labour in most of your posts that I read, even when it's not funny, informative or relevant. I'm not saying you should stop if you don't want to, but it's not like he's making it up. Anyhoo, here's one for the chubby-chasers among you. No need to thank me, boys PS: "moo for me, baby" is funny sh*t

[Mike70]

somehow i don't think that one bite of cake is going to be enough for her.

[MinionZombie]

I rarely snipe at Labour in my posts when you compare it to the actual volume of posts. This latest snipe was the first for a while. It's my party and I'll bitch-out Brown if I want to, ooh-yeah.

[mista_mo]

Kortick and chic, you are both on my **** list. I did not have sexual relations with that chubby women, i never mooed for anyone, and I sure as hell ain't licking whipped cream off of her sweaty stomach folds. wait, nvm that last one..no one said that..uhh...yea.. so...

[capncnut]

That is one of the most disturbing images I have ever seen. It ranks up there with that guy in the orange boiler suit being beheaded by the Taliban.

[Mike70]

disturbing? that's for sure. those two are so fat (how fat are they?) that their cereal bowls come with lifeguards. ugly too. (how ugly) these two are so ugly they hung a picture of them up in the monkey cage at the zoo to keep from the monkey's from jerkiing off. i;ll be here all week. try the veal.

[Chic Freak]

That picture's disturbing for so many reasons. I love it. 1. The bloke has three folds of fat on the back of his head. When you're so fat that even your skull has rolls...! 2. The look of sheer delight on his face as she eats the cake. 3. The look of sheer gaumlessness (sp?) on her face as she eats the cake. Although to be fair, it's actually really hard to be photographed eating in a dignified way. 4. I'm actually eating cake right now and this picture has failed to put me off. Not sure whether to be proud or concerned.

[mista_mo]

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. If the way is hazy, You gotta do the cooking by the book. You know you cant be lazy. Never use a messy recipe, the cake will end up crazy. If you do the cooking by the book... Then you'll have a cake. We gotta have it made. You know that i love cake. Finally, it's time to make a cake.