If you could hole up and fortify with one celebrity...

[MoonSylver]

if you're going to pick one of those survival show guys....you should definitely go with Les Stroud from Survivorman. He actually does the stuff he says he's doing and doesn't fake it. I dig both shows, but I'm with the rest that I prefer Survivorman - just him & his cameras:no crew. Plus, no *ahem* "situations presented to demonstrate survival techniques". Pity he's hanging it up. I'm gonna miss his show. But I wouldn't discount Bear out of hand. Ex-SAS (tough SOB's in the Special Forces world), youngest man to climb Everrest IIRC.

[DjfunkmasterG]

You know the way you've worded that, it sounds almost like you're saying you'd exchange sexual favours with another man if it would keep you from beating off. Male survivor: Man, all this zombie killing make me horny! DJ: Hey, why don't you put it in here... ...We can take turns! Just kidding man! Did I go too far? Now that I am done vomiting..... My ass has always been exit only, and will forever stay exit only.

[EvilNed]

Steve Irwin, were he still alive. RIP. Maybe Jackie Chan? Seems acrobatic enough to not get bit.

[Mike70]

You know. . I used to have a thing for her in a weird way. Until the lazy eye finally got on my nerves. that cracked me up. i'll take asia argento as my choice for who i'd like to spend the apocalypse with.

[ProfessorChaos]

Well this quickly degenerated into a "which bimbo would you like to fuck?" thread. yeah, the title of this should be changed to "if you had to pick a celebrity to re-populate the earth with, who would it be?" oh and my vote would be for marisa miller.

[SRP76]

Just grab a set of conjoined twins. Sure, every day will be like the circus, and you have to close your eyes and fantasize, but you're getting a two-for-one deal. Since they're attached at the ass or something, they should count as one person. Right?

[DjfunkmasterG]

If they're attached at the ass that has got to be difficult when making trips to the TORLET

[krakenslayer]

Now that I am done vomiting..... Mission accomplished!

[sandrock74]

Just grab a set of conjoined twins. Sure, every day will be like the circus, and you have to close your eyes and fantasize, but you're getting a two-for-one deal. Since they're attached at the ass or something, they should count as one person. Right? I think I see what your saying. Double your pleasure, double your fun!

[blind2d]

Has anyone said Sarah Michelle Gellar yet?

[MontagMOI]

Britney Spears Let's face it, an ensuing zombie apocalypse isnt going to drive her any further over the edge, she doesn't seem too fussy about men and.... erm, oh yea, I got gin.

[Mike70]

Has anyone said Sarah Michelle Gellar yet? wait - i thought you'd be holding up with noodles, russel and murdoc? TORLET bwwahahahaha. that is never going to get old.

[otisbenny]

If I hang with Mickey Rourke, the zombies will think he's one of them and maybe I'll be safe. For female companionship...Jessica Alba.

[AcesandEights]

For female companionship...Jessica Alba. She always comes first in my book for female companionship! Good choice

[Trin]

You know. . I used to have a thing for her in a weird way. Until the lazy eye finally got on my nerves. If you were looking at her face then you were done with her anyway.