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Thread: THE ALIVE MAN Appreciation Thread

  1. 04-Dec-2006 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by deadpunk View Post
    I would throw him points...I will also offer to sell him a jar of Simon Baker's collected man sweat for the low, low cost of $19.95 plus shipping & handling. But, he must act now! Simply send me your address, credit card info, social security number...
    Simon's man meat has powerful mojo!
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH
    "It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't done. By the way, if you see your Mother, tell her I said...
    Satan, Satan, Satan!"
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  2. 04-Dec-2006 #32
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    And that's why we're pleased to offer to the next 20 callers; a free bonus jar of Simon Baker's testicular sweat...AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!!!!!

    Act now! Operators are standing by!

    1-800-LAME-WAD
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  3. 04-Dec-2006 #33
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    I gots to see the response to that one.
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  4. 04-Dec-2006 #34
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    LOL...it will most likely be a bad one from a mod...think I might have crossed the line a bit...alas...

    Still...

    Act now and we'll also toss in FREE, that's right FREE!, toe nail clippings and hair swatches for your voodoo love doll recreation!!!! Hurry while I'm still CRAAAAAAAAAZY!!!!!

    *additional shipping charges may apply outside the 48 continental states*
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  5. 04-Dec-2006 #35
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    lol hows mentioning testicle sweat going to incur the wrath of the mods?

    betty swollocks arf arf

    oh CRUMBS


    it's a mod!
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    bwhahahaha
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    whoops

    Oh, I thought this was the "The Alive Man is an annoyance thread"
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  8. 04-Dec-2006 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnKnut View Post
    I gots to see the response to that one.

    Simon Baker doesn't sweat.

    Quote Originally Posted by ProfessorChaos View Post
    Oh, I thought this was the "The Alive Man is an annoyance thread"
    You're in the wrong place. Everyone begs the Alive Man.
    Last edited by The Alive Man; 04-Dec-2006 at 11:42 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    "I'm not one of those things, baby. I like to consider myself as a milestone. If you can, well, just see me, hear me, kiss me or even fu*k me... and you'll know what it means to be living."
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    Quote Originally Posted by deadpunk View Post
    And that's why we're pleased to offer to the next 20 callers; a free bonus jar of Simon Baker's testicular sweat...AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!!!!!

    Act now! Operators are standing by!

    1-800-LAME-WAD

    OMG! so funny!

    BTW I still fell unapreciated
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  10. 05-Dec-2006 #40
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    Looks like someone was scratching for one more topic in order to reach their daily 15 thread minimum.....

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    you never know, he may have just wanted a spooge worthy ego stroking

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  12. 10-Dec-2006 #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311 View Post
    Looks like someone was scratching for one more topic in order to reach their daily 15 thread minimum.....


    What's wrong with it? 15 is my favourite number. By the way, this thread is not over, yet.
    "I'm not one of those things, baby. I like to consider myself as a milestone. If you can, well, just see me, hear me, kiss me or even fu*k me... and you'll know what it means to be living."
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    Unless I close it...

    You're not supposed to stroke your ego, you'll go blind and get hairy palms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Unless I close it...

    You're not supposed to stroke your ego, you'll go blind and get hairy palms.
    Minion,

    Let your ego flow in the irony of it all...
    Last edited by The Alive Man; 10-Dec-2006 at 01:15 PM.
    "I'm not one of those things, baby. I like to consider myself as a milestone. If you can, well, just see me, hear me, kiss me or even fu*k me... and you'll know what it means to be living."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Unless I close it...

    You're not supposed to stroke your ego, you'll go blind and get hairy palms.

    just like master mate from captain pugwash

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