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Thread: The worst zombie movie EVER!

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    Jesus Christ, has no-one ever seen filmmaking disaster "Curse of the Maya" - dubbed "Night of the Living Dead" here in the UK, a shocking marketing gimmick if you ask me - it is a truly woeful film, I mean I only enjoyed it because I could laugh wholeheartedly at it. Find and watch this gem if you can, it really is the lowest grade of film. (And yes, it is a zombie film of sorts...but it is muddled and pathetic)

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    Thumbs down Check Dis Crapola!

    Maybe people don't want to talk about that turd sandwich. Perhaps it's best left as it is. Although I gotta say I'm quite amazed that Zombie Lake has so few votes, I thought it would be right up there with Craptagium![/QUOTE]



    zombie lake is one of those guilty pleasures that kinda grow on you after a few sitting's!

    but after this weekend i have another turd "DEAD MEAT"!

    DAM THAT SHIIIT BLOWS! I HAVE TO STOP HOPING THAT ANYONE WILL EVER PUT OUT A ZOMBIE FLICK TO EVER COMPARE OR PASS DAWN 78'
    ITS COSTING ME MONEY!!!

    THAT MOVIE STUNK WORSE THAN A BUTTHOLE IN AUGUST!!!
    Last edited by DEAD BEAT; 11-Dec-2006 at 05:37 PM.

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    guys, trust me, you aint seen crap till youve seen vamps v zombs uwe boll couldnt do this bad, yes it sucks that much!!


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    Those zombie movies are bad but they're certainly not the worst.

    Look at Garden of the Dead and Necropolis Awakened, for example.

    My vote is: NONE OF THE ABOVE
    Last edited by Chaos; 12-Dec-2006 at 03:06 AM.

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    I haven't seen Contagium but I have seen Children, it would either be that or Zombie Holocaust.
    "and I looked and beheld, a zombie stamped with the number of the Beast"

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    Shoot, something tells me I should've set a longer time on the poll.

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    Voodo Dawn would be my vote
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100888/


    Beware the beast, man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
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    I watched Hell of the Living Dead the other day and I hate it outright. The movie made me feel sick, it was so bad.

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    worst zombie movie?

    Eveyone's knocking on contaguim... yeah it sucked, but for me mostly because it had the DAYoftheDEAD2 header. Now that is bull****! BUT... it did have some halfway decent acting.

    The worst acted movie for me would have to be the Dead Next Door, and all around ****tiest is of course the classic Return of The Living Dead.

    I may have been gone for almost six years but we all still wish horrible torturous pain on that asshole John Russo, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7734 View Post
    and all around ****tiest is of course the classic Return of The Living Dead.

    Hah! Another that can partly agree with my opinions of "Return".


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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311 View Post
    Hah! Another that can partly agree with my opinions of "Return".

    dude their you go smokin' that glass diiick again!


    look it had some cheese in it, but believe me that there is a hell of alot more shiiiity films that i would pick b4 that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DEAD BEAT View Post
    dude their you go smokin' that glass diiick again!


    look it had some cheese in it, but believe me that there is a hell of alot more shiiiity films that i would pick b4 that one!
    Well, I haven't seen most of the sh*tty films mentioned. So yeah....Return blows llamas for skittles.

    Did I just say that?

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    The Return of the Living Dead is a classic. Dan O'Bannon truely delivered one of the finest non-Romero zombie films to date with it.

    The chemistry between Frank, Burt and Freddy makes the movie a rare gem in a stagnant genre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    The Return of the Living Dead is a classic. Dan O'Bannon truely delivered one of the finest non-Romero zombie films to date with it.
    Damn straight.

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    the second one was allright too, but not soemthing serious though, but still not the worst zombie film by any means.


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