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    Chasing Prey Yojimbo's Avatar
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    Sure do miss those freaky Jdog haikus, so looking forward to the next series of posts.
    Originally Posted by EvilNed
    As a much wiser man than I once said: "We must stop the banning - or loose the war."

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    J-Dog is the king
    of the haiku don't you know.
    Get with it my man!!
    "When the dead walk, we must stop the killing, or lose the war."

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    This thread is quite dead.
    But with a wave of my hand.
    Thread Necromancy.

    "When the dead walk, we must stop the killing, or lose the war."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    I was taught haiku by a buddhist monk when I was very young. If he were here today he would kick my ass for this but here goes:

    Richard Rubenstein
    You are such a effing jerk!
    Why don't you blow me?


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    some of this is like reading death metal lyrics. Haha.

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    not exactly zombie but i couldn't stop myself.
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."

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    Gnarly!

    I had forgotten how cool this thread was. Thanks Clang! Glad to see this one back from the dead.

    Jdog, where the hell are you? This thread needs more of your magic!
    Last edited by Yojimbo; 08-Aug-2008 at 08:40 PM.
    Originally Posted by EvilNed
    As a much wiser man than I once said: "We must stop the banning - or loose the war."

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    Yeah. . .I havn't seen JDog in quite a while. . .
    "When the dead walk, we must stop the killing, or lose the war."

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    Quote Originally Posted by clanglee View Post
    Yeah. . .I havn't seen JDog in quite a while. . .
    The wordsmith J-Dog,
    Lost somewhere in cyberspace.
    Where did you go, Dude?

    We miss you, brother
    Both Clanglee and Yojimbo
    await your return.
    Originally Posted by EvilNed
    As a much wiser man than I once said: "We must stop the banning - or loose the war."

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    Romero zombies
    Dead bodies become smarter?
    Oh how things have changed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trin View Post
    Romero zombies
    Dead bodies become smarter?
    Oh how things have changed...
    LOL I love it

    Slow or fast Zomibies...
    Which ones do you like better?
    The jury is out...


    Bang. What was that noise?
    The zombies walk the hallway.
    No where to run! Dead.
    zombies
    eat flesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieGrrL View Post
    LOL I love it

    Slow or fast Zomibies...
    Which ones do you like better?
    The jury is out...


    Bang. What was that noise?
    The zombies walk the hallway.
    No where to run! Dead.

    Right on!
    Originally Posted by EvilNed
    As a much wiser man than I once said: "We must stop the banning - or loose the war."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trin View Post
    Romero zombies
    Dead bodies become smarter?
    Oh how things have changed...


    I'm happy I resurrected this thread.
    "When the dead walk, we must stop the killing, or lose the war."

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    Just a "bump" to the top again, because this thread rules!
    Originally Posted by EvilNed
    As a much wiser man than I once said: "We must stop the banning - or loose the war."

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    Zombies. Are they real?
    Have to prepare - just in case.
    It might happen soon!


    Come on guys, more Haiku LOL
    zombies
    eat flesh.

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