100 things we've learned from LOTD.....

[SymphonicX]

43: Zombies creep me out!

[Trin]

44: The perfect defense against zombies is to be such an implausible and uninteresting character that the zombies don't recognize you as food. They'll just look at you and walk away.

[Graebel]

45. The 'slow' guy was the smartest one in the whole film. ....perhaps that what GAR was getting at.......ahhh haaaaa......

[bassman]

45. The 'slow' guy was the smartest one in the whole film. ....perhaps that what GAR was getting at.......ahhh haaaaa...... Interesting point. But why do you think that Charlie is the smartest? I've always thought that Riley was.

[Graebel]

Interesting point. But why do you think that Charlie is the smartest? I've always thought that Riley was. I always thought that Riley was sort of self-centered. And being solo in a zombie outbreak means that you never have anyone to watch your back. Maybe I should have said funniest. He was my favorite character in Land, hands down.

[SRP76]

5) In the future, everyone will have stupid nicknames (Cholo, PrettyBoy, Pilsbury, Detroit.) Hmm....not to mention "Big Daddy". Actually, those give me an idea: #46. Big Daddy was actually trying to yell "COBRAAAAAA!!", and this was really a G.I. Joe movie. We were all fooled.

[panic]

#47. Even George Romero has the occasional horrendously bad idea which he somehow manages to make into a studio-backed film.

[Trin]

Charlie was my favorite character for several reasons. He had no agenda which precluded his working toward a common goal. He was the most adept zombie killer in the group. He was proof that with some skill and preparedness anyone could be valuable. I loved his line, "I usually don't need that many," with regards to number of bullets. That should serve as a slap in the face to all the zombie killing commandos out there with their automatic weapons. I want to like Riley, and for the most part I do, but there was always an undercurrent of suspicion around him. If his car had not disappeared would he have left Charlie and fled to Canada right then? Was his plan to take Charlie with him? Nagging doubts...

[7734]

If his car had not disappeared would he have left Charlie and fled to Canada right then? Was his plan to take Charlie with him? Nagging doubts... i think he would not have abandoned Charlie. It's like having an annoying little brother; you'd walk on coals for him but every now and then you need to send him packing to his room so he 'd get off your back. 48) $60,000,000 thrown into a movie does not mean it will be a masterpiece so now we can have Diary, which is 100% Romero, no studio.

[MinionZombie]

60 million dollars?!?! The budget was 15! Is this 100 things learned, or just 100 excuses for the complainers to bitch & moan?

[bassman]

Is this 100 things learned, or just 100 excuses for the complainers to bitch & moan? You're just now catching on to this? It's basically a rehash of the Why People Hate Land thread. I guess they hadn't had their fun before you locked it.

[Doc]

Is this 100 things learned, or just 100 excuses for the complainers to bitch & moan? Can't it be both? 49) Riley got fu**ed 50) If you want to go up the hill... go up the hill 51) Kaufman won't be needing that man anymore.

[Mutineer]

52. In a huge metropolitan city, only one building will be occupied while everyone else lives in the street. 53. In the LAND of the dead, there'll be about 50 zombies. 54. Zombies can walk into a river and cross it by simply walking under water. 55. You will witness Myopia nd people who just cannot accept the film sucked all in the name of defending GAR.

[bassman]

55. You will witness Myopia nd people who just cannot accept the film sucked all in the name of defending GAR. Or maybe someone is too narrow-minded to believe that people have opinions that differ from his?

[MinionZombie]

You're just now catching on to this? It's basically a rehash of the Why People Hate Land thread. I guess they hadn't had their fun before you locked it. I only just bothered looking at the thread. No surprises here. Maybe I'll start a '100 things' thread as an excuse to bitch-out Yawn04.