You wake up and find you're the last person on earth...

[ProfessorChaos]

Oh yeah, beer. I'd totally drink some of that in the event of the Greatest Day Ever (aka, everyone-on-the-planet-dies-except-me day). congrats, pal, you just made my signature. i am shocked on a mostly american board that i am the only person thinking of having a totally rad barbecue before all that meat goes bad. are we assuming that all animals are dead as well, no electricity to keep existing meat stores, etc, or are you talking some cannibal hannibal shit?

[Danny]

congrats, pal, you just made my signature. are we assuming that all animals are dead as well, no electricity to keep existing meat stores, etc, or are you talking some cannibal hannibal shit? who cares? either way the local supermarkets full and its only gonna be good for another day or so, go to town y'know?

[rongravy]

Let's not forget the growing of your own weed. I guess you could hit some evidence rooms in a few good police stations, but eventually you will run out. I would. Thus the garden tending. And you could talk to the plants like they were people. Even put a hat on it, maybe a fake beard. Then cut it down and schmoke it. After some odd years, you might get pretty darn good at growing. End up with a green thumb, and Popeye sized forearms from all that whacking off... Sweeeeet.

[Danny]

Let's not forget the growing of your own weed. I guess you could hit some evidence rooms in a few good police stations, but eventually you will run out. I would. Thus the garden tending. And you could talk to the plants like they were people. Even put a hat on it, maybe a fake beard. Then cut it down and schmoke it. After some odd years, you might get pretty darn good at growing. End up with a green thumb, and Popeye sized forearms from all that whacking off... Sweeeeet. not a smoker but would you run out? in a world after man wouldnt there be enough illegal grow operations and secret plantations to allow the marijuana plant to germinate and spread naturally in the ecosystem?

[Trin]

i am shocked on a mostly american board that i am the only person thinking of having a totally rad barbecue before all that meat goes bad. Problem is... here in America we have that totally rad barbecue EVERY SINGLE DAY already, beyotch!!

[rongravy]

not a smoker but would you run out? in a world after man wouldnt there be enough illegal grow operations and secret plantations to allow the marijuana plant to germinate and spread naturally in the ecosystem? Yeah, but you need someone to tend to it, otherwise it'd all be shitty weed. Shitty and seedy as fuck.

[DjfunkmasterG]

I would probably spend my days high as a kite on Valium and Percocet because I would be raiding pharmacy after pharmacy, sleeping most of it away, amassing a Blu-Ray collection that would rival most cine-o-philes... Have me a collection of blow up dollies, you know, a new airhead every day. I would drive to DC and take a shit on the desk of every single republican lawmaker who ever graced the capitol. Fun time... And if I reach the point of total loneliness I would probably shoot myself in the melon.