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    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...lapping-women/

    I'm offended! Make it stop now! LOL

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    to be fair, it IS a duke nukem game, some people are gonna be offended.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean View Post
    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...lapping-women/

    I'm offended! Make it stop now! LOL
    What's the bet the "slapping" part is removed before launch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean View Post
    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...lapping-women/

    I'm offended! Make it stop now! LOL
    Strange how they don't mention the slapping of the woman is on her rear (from what I've heard)!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    What's the bet the "slapping" part is removed before launch?
    Dear God, I hope not....Thought it was pretty sad how EA folded like a bitch on Medal of Honor over the multiplayer team called Taliban....
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    Very VERY un-PC and not work friendly

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    tig ol' bitties

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    *rubs hands*

    I still won't get it on release day, but I'll definitely play it sometime in the near future.

    13 year old boys the world over can't wait for this one, I bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    *rubs hands*

    I still won't get it on release day, but I'll definitely play it sometime in the near future.

    13 year old boys the world over can't wait for this one, I bet.
    Count me as a 13yr old boy on this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Count me as a 13yr old boy on this one
    I think I'll have to agree with you on that one.

    It looks joyously purile ... did you see the short video of, I kid you not, Duke picking up a turd from a toilet and throwing it around a bathroom? How utterly, utterly daft ... but I just know I'd spend ages doing just those sort of silly things when I eventually get DNF.

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    Surely a single screen shot which features "Cock Block" is more than enough for anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    Surely a single screen shot which features "Cock Block" is more than enough for anyone?
    hehe, well true, it was the best of that batch of screenshots.

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    System requirements...

    Minimum Specifications
    OS: Windows XP/Vista/7
    Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2.0 Ghz / AMD Athlon 64 X2 @ 2.0 Ghz
    Memory: 1 Gb
    Hard Drive: 10 Gb free
    Video Memory: 256 MB
    Video Card: nVidia GeForce 7600 / ATI Radeon HD 2600
    Sound Card: DirectX Compatible

    Recommended Specifications
    OS: Windows XP/Vista/7
    Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2.4 Ghz / AMD Athlon 64 X2 @ 2.6 Ghz
    Memory: 2 Gb
    Hard Drive: 10 Gb free
    Video Memory: 512 MB
    Video Card: nVidia GeForce 8800 GTS / ATI Radeon HD 3850
    Sound Card: DirectX Compatible

    OTHER REQUIREMENTS & SUPPORTS
    Initial installation requires one-time internet connection for Steam authentication; software installations required (included with the game) include Steam Client, Microsoft DirectX, Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable (ATL), Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable, and AMD Dual Core Optimizer. (AMD optimizer required only for specific AMD processors to run the game correctly, but installs for all of them.)



    My games machine is above 'recommended' so I'm a happy boy
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