"Extreme pornography" to be banned in the UK

[Chic Freak]

I was reading on the Melon Farmers website that "closer" to the time of the law's enactment, more information regarding it will come out, and that apparently BDSM doesn't come under it (so therefore Chic would be fine in part of her job) w00t! Right, who's next??? *boogies*

[MinionZombie]

w00t! Right, who's next??? *boogies* *runs away* Don't spank me with your feather duster! I might welt, and then the gubment might have to examine my bottom and have a discussion based on opinion and taste rather than solid evidence in their favour, as to whether you've just beaten me to within an inch of my life!

[SymphonicX]

hehehe "solid evidence"... Mine's a bit watery...

[MinionZombie]

hehehe "solid evidence"... Mine's a bit watery... *ewwww* Your evidence has the runs and smells horrible! *hands X some triple-quilted bog roll for his ailing evidence*

[SymphonicX]

*ewwww* Your evidence has the runs and smells horrible! *hands X some triple-quilted bog roll for his ailing evidence* The evidence locker is a bit sore and red....ouch....think I need some wet wipes...

[MinionZombie]

The evidence locker is a bit sore and red....ouch....think I need some wet wipes... Your bumhole has been damaged! I'm arresting you on suspicion of hurting your arse and will lock you up for 3 years and put you on the sex offender's register, young man!

[Marie]

Your bumhole has been damaged! I'm arresting you on suspicion of hurting your arse and will lock you up for 3 years and put you on the sex offender's register, young man! Of course the true irony is they'd lock you up in a place where there are guys who really WOULD do damage to your "bumhole" M_

[SymphonicX]

Of course the true irony is they'd lock you up in a place where there are guys who really WOULD do damage to your "bumhole" M_ Trust me, after the curry I've had......

[MinionZombie]

Trust me, after the curry I've had...... Ah geeeezus, I know what you mean. Be it a dodgy burger, or a dodgy pint of Stella, or last week when I'd had many-a-can of Strongbow and was up at 9 after a crap night's kip, and promptly shat me guts out to the extent that I regretted not opening the window just beforehand ... Annnnnnyyyyyywaaaaaaayyyy ... nice spot of irony there Marie, well played. That is indeed a cruel irony too.

[Mike70]

alrighty then. the turn this thread has taken in the last few posts has my weird-stuff-o-meter going up a point or two.

[MinionZombie]

lol, it's gone from people who like it rough, to the bumhole after-effects of a lad's night out.

[mista_mo]

i hat it when you cut your toe nails and they stink even worse then before you cut them- it's like they are holding stench in. God I missed that smell...the popcorn one..oh God..I just wanna take my feet an- Never you mind guys.

[Neil]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7682709.stm TBH, it appears Ben Westwood just want some cheap publicity, and this is an easy way of doing it! Getting 3-4 young ladies in provocative clothing to wander around the Westminster is bound to get you in the press! Ask them anything about the subject, and you'd proably get a blank look back! Is his career doing that bad!

[MinionZombie]

I believe it's all part of a larger protest, led by CAAN, the Melon Farmers have stuff up about all this kinda thing frequently. The proposed law is still unjust, the police still haven't been told what the new thought crimes are, CAAN cannot get a single answer from any government body about the proposed law and so on. As long as everyone consents - what's the problem? The only things that should be illegal are kid porn (no consent and downright sickening), dead people (no consent) and beastiality (no consent). But should a sexy lady posing with a fake dead body, or a zombie, or a skeleton be banned? I wouldn't say so, that's a gigantic area of grey - and if you've already stepped into a big puddle of grey mud within "the big three", how on earth can you possibly step beyond that and judge consenting adults who like a bit of rough?

[Neil]

I believe it's all part of a larger protest, led by CAAN, the Melon Farmers have stuff up about all this kinda thing frequently. The proposed law is still unjust, the police still haven't been told what the new thought crimes are, CAAN cannot get a single answer from any government body about the proposed law and so on. As long as everyone consents - what's the problem? The only things that should be illegal are kid porn (no consent and downright sickening), dead people (no consent) and beastiality (no consent). But should a sexy lady posing with a fake dead body, or a zombie, or a skeleton be banned? I wouldn't say so, that's a gigantic area of grey - and if you've already stepped into a big puddle of grey mud within "the big three", how on earth can you possibly step beyond that and judge consenting adults who like a bit of rough? I suspect, this has all gone a bit 'Daily Mail' and Melon Farmers - with little to do these days compared to 10yrs ago - is desperately trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill... I bet you this turns out to be the application of some common sense, in some dangerous and time/money wasting areas...