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    Rumors suggest otherwise. You may want to post that video just clarify his sexuality.

    PLEASE ZM... Let them be BEWBS you were nuzzling. Cause if we find out it is a hand full on man cock the world will come crashing to an end.

    WE WANT BEWBS!
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    I think I started something here now. lol Naaaa he can not be gay
    Hey. can I have a zombie man sig too

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    Dj, sorry man, the bacon-cozzers took the video and it's official evidence in the "Bewbs 'n' Booze" court case against that low rent knocker-shack.

    They had to put ZM in a separate cell as he kept trying to nibble on the other inmates...

    And man-love can exist without intimate spelunking action.

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    So ZM and BEN-ZEE were Base Jumping? (spelunking) So the rumors are true?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    knocker-shack.
    From this day forth I will now call all adult exotic entertainment venues (STRIP CLUBS) Knocker Shacks.

    You have just given me a new phrase MZ. thanks you very much.
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    I thought spelunking was people slipping through tight, slimey spaces underground ... like in The Descent ... hmmm.

    Let's have a w00t for knocker-shacks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Let's have a w00t for knocker-shacks!
    w00t!

    knocker-shacks, GOOOOOD!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    I thought spelunking was people slipping through tight, slimey spaces underground ... like in The Descent ... hmmm.

    Let's have a w00t for knocker-shacks!
    Actually I was wrong. Spelunking is Cave Diving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    I thought spelunking was people slipping through tight, slimey spaces
    Was it me, or did this just sound wrong on about every level imaginable?


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    Dj - indeed, ass cave diving.

    Lou - yes ... yes it did.

    Now, just randomly I started jotting down ideas I've been gathering for things I could do with IAZM3, and I have a page of stuff, including a sub-title for it...but I'm getting a bit ahead of myself ... still though, getting the ideas down as they come just in case we do it.

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    There must be an IAZM 3

    I haven't even seen two and I know there must be a third. ZM could be the horror/comedy versions of Rocky films.
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    Lets just say one of the ideas that MZ mentioned to me in passing about IAZM3 is so off the hook it's not even funny.. I'm not even sure if he's gonna use the idea he mentioned, but if he did, it would provide more laughs I think than 1 & 2 combined - although, I haven't seen 2 yet, so I guess I should hold judgement until he "possibly" makes IAZM3 (there, I left you an opening there MZ.. lol)

    I dunno about you guys, but I see IAZM as a conitnuing series - much more than just two or three parts (there, how's that for putting pressure on ya? ) - but, alas, that decision lies with that weird guy who makes those IAZM films, and I guess it depends on ZM himself if he'd be willing to continue...

    ...however...

    until then, lets just see whats unleashed with IAZM2.

    *grabs his air guitar*

    EXCELLENT!!!

    *does a B&T guitar ditty and disappears in a cloud of crimson smoke*

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    lol ... I'm just loving the drugged-out-haziness of the blur between reality and fiction in concerns to the IAZM films, it's brilliant ... I was thinking about it t'other night and it's a maze of mixed layers and disjointed connections/relations ... did that make any sense? Did to me...*ahem*

    I'll get back to editing...

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    It makes perfect sense, MZ...

    Well, at least it makes perfect sense to me - but that ain't sayin' much.

    It helps if you have an altered perception of reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    I thought spelunking was people slipping through tight, slimey spaces underground ... like in The Descent ... hmmm.

    Let's have a w00t for knocker-shacks!
    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    Was it me, or did this just sound wrong on about every level imaginable?


    Yes it did. Also, WTF is a knocker-shack?

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    That was quite enjoyable. Zombie Man's insites into zombieness really show us what it means to be undead.

    I wish people wouldn't spoil the jokes, though.
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