Balls of the Dead: Reborn

[erisi236]

from RotLD "Im gunna knock his damn balls off!"

[glazedoverdead]

"Balls...primary ingredient in any relationship." - CJ ---(Dawn of the Balls 2004) (Scene after Ana crashes her car and the cop puts the shotgun on her.) "Say something." - Kenneth "Balls." - Ana ---(DOTBalls 2004)

[Tullaryx]

"Balls, balls, balls comes sweeping down, filthy balls the leering clown, balls on wings, balls by surprise, failing evil from worldly eyes, balls that spawns as life succumbs, while balls and love, two kindred drums, beat the time till judgement day, an actor in a passion play, without beginning, without end, evermore, amen." --- Dellamorte Dellamore

[Mr_Shadow]

Sotd: "get F*cked Four Balls!"

[Tullaryx]

"We take Pete's balls, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab balls, go to Liz's, pick her up, balls her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow balls." --- Shaun in Shaun of the Dead

[MoonSylver]

"Y'know, I'd desperately try to reach anyone just in the hopes of gettin' away from your nasty balls Steele!" ---McDermont

[Tullaryx]

"Mr. Balls, if those balls are left open, it could mean the balls of humanity. We've got to get them shut again. At midnight on Monday, we go into All Balls' Day. The night of the balls begin. If the portholes of hell aren't shut before, no dead balls will ever rest in peace. The balls will rise up all over the world and take over the Earth! You must get to Dunwich, Mr. Balls. You must reclose those balls!" --- City of the Living Dead

[MoonSylver]

"We went to the cemetery to put some balls on my fathers grave, Johnny and me...." -Barbra NOTLD

[Adrenochrome]

"We went to the cemetery to put some balls on my fathers grave, Johnny and me...." -Barbra NOTLD Man, they just keep getting better!

[glazedoverdead]

(Frank showing Freddie how to identify and pack the skeletons.) "Now, PB stands for...perfect..." - Frank "Perfect balls?" - Freddie "Balls, that's right! You're learning kid!" - Frank "Now all these balls come from India." - Fank "Really? - Freddie "Yeah, you know what? I think they got some kind of Balls farm over there or something." - Frank

[erisi236]

DotD "We must not be lulled into thinking these are our family members or our balls, they are not." RotLD "Balls! You gotta hit him in the balls!" "I did hit him in the balls!"

[Adrenochrome]

I can't believe NOBODY posted this one!!! (and the screen cap has NOT been tampered with)

[Mr_Shadow]

"Mom, How much do you love Phillip?" "Two BALLS is it?" "I haven't had BALLS in my tea since 1982"

[Adrenochrome]

"Mom, How much do you love Phillip?" "Two BALLS is it?" "I haven't had BALLS in my tea since 1982" OMG!!!! perfect!

[idsaluteyoubub]

Francine: Balls! Roger: You bring a can opener? Francine Parker: No, I guess I didn't Roger: Then don't knock it, it's got it's own key. Dr. Foster: They kill for one reason: they kill for balls. They eat their balls, you understand that, Mr. Berman? That's what keeps them going! TV Director: Roll the Balls! TV Producer: We just got a report that half those balls have been knocked out. TV Director: Then get me another list. TV Producer: Sure, I'll just pull balls out of my ass, right?