Balls of the Dead: Reborn

[Danny]

"shoot em in the balls"

[DjfunkmasterG]

The Mother of them all! They're coming to BALL you Barbara! mcdermot dosn't have decent balls, now your telling me you dont have the **** you need? - Rhodes Fixed a bit mcdermot dosn't have decent radio gear, now your telling me you dont have the balls you need?

[kortick]

I can't beleive you guys missed this one-- "We came here to BALL something. Why we standing around? Lets Ball something." Pillsbury LOTD I didnt actually just join this post did I....

[DjfunkmasterG]

Good one, has the same sleaziness that my Coming to Ball you barbara does. I like it.

[MonkeyFarm]

Francine Parker: Spam! Roger: You bring a can opener? Francine Parker: No, I guess I didn't Roger: Then don't knock it, it's got it's own balls TV Director: Roll the rescue stations! TV Producer: We just got a report that half those stations have been knocked out. TV Director: Then get me another list. TV Producer: Sure, I'll just pull one out of my balls, right? Peter: Get its balls up. Get its balls up. Roger, get its balls up, man! Peter: I've seen half-a-dozen balls in my unit get bitten by those things. None of them lasted more than... three days Dr. Logan: I call him balls. That's what the lodge fellows used to call my father. Can you imagine a surgeon called balls? Well, he didn't mind. He was rich. My father was rich. balls's been responding so well that I let him live. But is he alive or dead? Well, let's just say I let him continue to exist. Roger: What's the problem, officer? Officer at Police Dock: We caught your friends here stealing company balls Sarah: You're not all right; you're collapsing from balls. Now let me hel... Pvt. Miguel Salazar: Collapsing from balls? We're all collapsing. This whole ****ing unit is collapsing. Everybody except you. I know you're strong, all right, so what? Stronger than me, stronger than everyone, so what? So ****ing what? McDermott: It's brandy. Good for the heart. Sarah: **** for the heart and it eats up your balls

[theERADICATOR]

"your ignorance is exceeded only by your balls captian!" "were running low on ammunition, were running low on balls for christ's sakes!"

[MapMan]

Riley: Where's the Balls ? Hobo : What Balls ? Land of the Dead

[dmbfanintn]

What's the matter Riley, you get balled? Ha Ha, YOU GOT BALLED! We're down to the Balls folks, we're down to the Balls! I'm looking for a place where there's no balls. You want me to salute that walking pile of puss, salute my balls! They got balls blocking all the entrances. Yeah, balls.

[MapMan]

Teahouse: WTF does a Samoan know about hot-wiring balls ? Pillsbury: 5,000 Balls stolen every year in Samoa Manolete: 50,000 in Mexico Pillsbury: Mexico got 1,000,000 million Balls, Samoa got 5,000, everyone stolen

[dmbfanintn]

Diane: "Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a ball." By far the best one so far!!!

[TexasZombie]

Of all the places in all the world my dad could have picked to build his dealership, he picked the one right down the street from Balls Central. ...Children of the Living Balls ---------------- Just shoot them in the Balls! They seem to go down permanently if you shoot them in the Balls. You guys had really rough Balls, didn't you? Little bit rocky? You're suggesting that we take some f*cking Balls, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-Balls bull$hit. Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission, I ever turn into one of those things? Do me a favor, blow my f*cking Balls. Say something. Balls. What about Fort Pastor? Maybe, if you had Balls. The road's thick with those m0therf*ckers that way. I want Russian Balls. ...Balls of the Dead, 2004 ---------------- *ahem* Sorry. TZ

[DjfunkmasterG]

Just shoot them in the Balls! They seem to go down permanently if you shoot them in the Balls. Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission, I ever turn into one of those things? Do me a favor, blow my f*cking Balls off. I want Russian Balls. TZ Although I had to tweak one... Some really nice grabs off DAWN 04... Nice Job!

[theERADICATOR]

"Get their balls, their balls! All their ****ing balls!" "Those are my balls in there, those are my balls in there!!!!" "I amputated the infected ball, I think i got it in time!" "it wants me, it wants balls, it has no stomach."

[dmbfanintn]

From the original Return: I'll bust em in the damn balls! Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls (they half lady on the table) There not balls in the bag Ernie. So burn, Burn the balls (song when Frank is killing himself) Spider, open the door, I'm gonna knock his god damned balls off! There they are. There balls in there? Holy Sheet, look at that! You say those balls were alive? So they say! Watch your toungue boy if you like these balls! LIKE THESE BALLS?? Sounds like the balls are really hitting the fan out there!

[DjfunkmasterG]

From ROTLD2 "Hmmmm Honey... your balls smell so good, so rich and spicy"