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    Hugh Hefner goes the hell off

    yeh........



    Ozzy’s daughter Kelly Osbourne has been talking to the press about wanting to pose nude for Playboy, but apparently Hugh Hefner says that’s a no-go.

    "I can't see it happening somehow,” Hefner quipped in a recent interview. “We don't airbrush to that extent."

    Ooooooh, snap!





    i wouldnt let her pose for playboy but i'd definitely have her legs cocked up in the back of my truck

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    its snappy jokes like that is why hes seen as a classy pimp, unlike larry flint, who probably leaves grease stains on couches


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    yikes. just harsh bro. i have no idea about flynt but he does look like he sweats crisco

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    That woman is disgusting. If i met her i'd ask if she wanted some jelly with her rolls.
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

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    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    i'd bust a load to ensure my financial future. dude,ur in laws would be the osbournes........ you'd be money rich!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by acealive1 View Post
    i'd bust a load to ensure my financial future. dude,ur in laws would be the osbournes........ you'd be money rich!!

    I was thinking the same thing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by acealive1 View Post
    i'd bust a load to ensure my financial future. dude,ur in laws would be the osbournes........ you'd be money rich!!
    I guess you're right. Sacrifices must be made. Women do it all the time. They find themselves a professional athlete or something and have their kids.
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

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    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terran View Post
    I was thinking the same thing...

    my god,bro. we're all evil LOL!!

    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    I guess you're right. Sacrifices must be made. Women do it all the time. They find themselves a professional athlete or something and have their kids.
    sacrifice? you know what they say big girls do better
    Last edited by acealive1; 11-Jul-2007 at 05:11 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Quote Originally Posted by acealive1 View Post
    sacrifice? you know what they say big girls do better
    Oh yeah. When it's that time of the month you can still make love to her creases.
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

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    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    Oh yeah. When it's that time of the month you can still make love to her creases.
    actually no......her mouth doesnt bleed

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    *beats a dead horse*

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    DAMN YOU LOL!

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    she's about the ugliest creature on the planet with a foul mouth that would make a sailor blush... she couldn't lose enough weight to pose for playboy besides she's got no hooters
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