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    Jogging revolutionized

    Do you enjoy jogging on a treadmill but wish there was SOME way to get some fresh air, move around, and enjoy the scenery outdoors at the same time? Well it's finally possible, thanks to this incredible breakthrough fitness equipment invention:

    SpeedFit!

    If there's one upside to the consumer credit crunch it's that people are unable to borrow as much money to spend on crap like this.
    "We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. They do not exist." - Queen Victoria

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    imagine what a tit end you'd look like using that thing!and whats it like for getting up hills?if your going to use that you may as well just go for a conventional jog!

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    Can't wait to see someone rolling down the street on one of those...

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    that full retard, and its good to see im not the only one who said "stupidist invention ever" on the videos comments.


    it has inspired me to patent umbrella covers, to keep your umbrella dry, the car driving simulator plug in for when you are driving your car and the indoor chair.


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    I've always thought skateboards were too noisy. With this, though, I'd rather bust my ass and not look like an idiot. Too late, it's genetics. Curse you America!

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    Why don't they just make a human-sized hamster ball?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DubiousComforts View Post
    Why don't they just make a human-sized hamster ball?
    Genius! That would keep the rain/sleet/snow off you while jogging.
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    Looks like a Segway with training wheels.

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    What the **** do they take us for. Idiots?

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    I'll pass. I will continue running at the track, since it is outdoors and free.

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    I've never seen anything so stupid and ... ugh ... it's beyond description how pointless this crap is.

    Hey, wanna make jogging harder (cos you have to power not only yourself, but also this lump of crap) and far more expensive (as opposed to the free jogging people have enjoyed for many-a-year), then why not buy this sh*t as filmed in a really crappy infomercial video?

    I mean geez, I thought this sit-ups machine we had a while back was useless, but this takes the biscuit, and the cream, and the fondent fancy, and the jug of coke and the wedding cake.

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    You guys are not seeing the true potential here. With some customizing you could make this thing zombie proof and you could roll over the undead hordes after the zombieacopalypse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilNed View Post
    What the **** do they take us for. Idiots?
    Yes. With too much money. :P

    Quote Originally Posted by Trencher View Post
    You guys are not seeing the true potential here. With some customizing you could make this thing zombie proof and you could roll over the undead hordes after the zombieacopalypse.
    Hey, great point!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trencher View Post
    You guys are not seeing the true potential here. With some customizing you could make this thing zombie proof and you could roll over the undead hordes after the zombieacopalypse.
    What's a "zombieacopalypse"?

    Whatever it is sounds like a good name for what ever this jogging thing is. Much better than "SpeedFit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DubiousComforts View Post
    What's a "zombieacopalypse"?

    Whatever it is sounds like a good name for what ever this jogging thing is. Much better than "SpeedFit."
    Originally Posted by EvilNed
    As a much wiser man than I once said: "We must stop the banning - or loose the war."

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