The worst zombie movie EVER!

capncnut · 08-Dec-2006

This poll has probably been done in the past and if so, I'm resurrecting it. Since I joined HPotD I have heard a lot of people criticising bad zombie movies and it seems a top 3 has emerged. Quite a simple one really, what's the worst zombie movie of all time? What movie deserves the brown Oscar?

**bassman** · 08-Dec-2006

I haven't seen many of the cheaper ones that have been mentioned around here, but I know that my vote goes to "The Return of the Living Dead".

capncnut · 08-Dec-2006

I went for Contagium. Man, that movie sucks ass!

**ProfessorChaos** · 08-Dec-2006

I haven't seen Children of the Living Dead, but I've seen the other two. My vote is for Contagium. I highly doubt any movie ever made could get any worse than that steaming pile of walrus sh**.

**The Alive Man** · 08-Dec-2006

Originally Posted by ProfessorChaos

I haven't seen Children of the Living Dead, but I've seen the other two. My vote is for Contagium. I highly doubt any movie ever made could get any worse than that steaming pile of walrus sh**.

Couldn't have said it better.

**Adolf Kitler** · 08-Dec-2006

Haven't seen Contagium, and it looks like I should be thankful. Unfortunately, I have seen Children of the Living Dead, and it's reputation for ineptitude is richly deserved. Total doo doo ca-ca.

**coma** · 08-Dec-2006

Picked COTLD. UGH
But really mine is Zombie 5 Killing Birds
though versus is bad too (no real story but not the worst)

**Danny** · 08-Dec-2006

oh.good.god, dont bring up vampires vs zombies again, seriously, its one zone horror tonight!, watch it then youll understand, why would the director think "heres your motivation, the house is full of walking pusbags and you two girls suddenly feel horny, aaannnddd -lesbians!, duh i mean action!"

worst.zombie movie. ever.

**coma** · 08-Dec-2006

Originally Posted by hellsing

oh.good.god, dont bring up vampires vs zombies again, seriously, its one zone horror tonight!, watch it then youll understand, why would the director think "heres your motivation, the house is full of walking pusbags and you two girls suddenly feel horny, aaannnddd -lesbians!, duh i mean action!"

worst.zombie movie. ever.

Actually, you make it sound pretty good

**_liam_** · 08-Dec-2006

lol yeah, it's on tonight, ill probably watch it!

COTD by far. total crap, and i'll watch anything - i've seen "redneck zombies" about 10 times. although the opening bit with savini is almost excellent.

i saw a movie called "king of the zombies" about zombies being used in the great war that was pretty bad.

**Danny** · 08-Dec-2006

redneck zombies wasnt that bad till the bit were the black guy went all "extra red guy taken to the surface by kirk in the origional star trek" type wacko. then it all whent to ****, with a pisspoor ending, but before that the hillbilly bits were funny ,and that salesman who i belive starred in resident evil 4 was creepy as hell

**DEAD BEAT** · 08-Dec-2006

didnt we cover this shiiit a few weeks ago?

"presenting the horse shiit hall of fame":

1.raiders of the living dead

2.children of the living dead

3.dead and breakfast

4.contiguim

and the winner is......

also bassman is smoking crack saying return of the living dead is shiity!
that suckers a classic,its the only other cult classic out of romero's work!

**ssbib** · 08-Dec-2006

I remember renting a film in Uni that had potential. It just dragged and dragged, I cant remember what it was called but it started to get good when the Zombies attacked, and then just when that happened the FILM FINISHED!!! I was well suprised.