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  1. 21-Mar-2007 #1
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    Iraqi footballer

    Iraqi Footballer
    The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi
    play football and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come
    over to Anfield.
    Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at Man Utd with only 20
    minutes left.
    The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
    The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the
    game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches
    are delighted and the media love the new star.
    When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her
    about his first day in English football." Hello mum, guess what?" he
    says in an Iraqi accent. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0
    down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media,
    they all love me."
    "Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your
    father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were
    ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a
    gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time."

    The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so
    sorry."
    "Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault we
    moved to Liverpool in the first place!"

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    excellent!
    "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
    Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country.
    it works the same in every country."
    -Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg trials.

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    , man liverpool are the butt of more jokes in britain nowadays than france is, and thats sayin' somethin'

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    Aye i was out in liverpool a couple of weeks ago,and was concerned in case i found myself up on bricks on the dancefloor with my trainers stolen off my feet!
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    ^"lol".

    its funny cus' its true.

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    Classic!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    I dont get it, is it cuz im american?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    I dont get it, is it cuz im american?
    Could be!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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  9. 22-Mar-2007 #9
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    That's tickled me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    I dont get it, is it cuz im american?
    Just replace the word Liverpool with a tough American city. I believe that might work for ya.
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    I've been shooting in liverpool the last two days and was in all seriousness warned not to leave studio without getting all my crazy makeup and hair etc off first so I didn't attract attention. In broad daylight Maybe they were just being paranoid, I don't know.
    La freak, c'est chic!

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  11. 22-Mar-2007 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    I dont get it, is it cuz im american?
    Just replace Liverpool with Detroit
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    Quote Originally Posted by zombie04 View Post
    Just replace Liverpool with Detroit
    I was going to post the exact same thing.
    San Jose CA, last time I heard, has one of the highest murder rates per capita in the country.
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH
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