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  1. 11-May-2012 #1
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    Porn Dark Knight! (film) - Yes, Batman goes XXX

    Can you image what devices he'll have on his utility belt?


    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/55632

    We've had some fun covering Axel Braun productions lately.

    His recent AVENGERS and STAR WARS "porn parodies" proved without a doubt that...whatever one may think of "porn" on the whole...Axel is 1) an uber-Geek with both an understanding of / respect for the source material he lampoons; and 2) cares enough to bring surprisingly high quality design and production value to his projects. Yes, I realize saying such things may seem odd under the circumstances - but here we are nonetheless.

    On July 20, Axel's next "porn parody" will be released...THE DARK KNIGHT XXX
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    There was a porn parody of the old Batman TV series done last year or the year before. One of the strangest things I've never seen.
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    Their Bane looks just like Tom Hardy's! And can they use the Batman logo without WB/DC throwing a lawsuit at them?


    Porn parodies have gotten lazy with their names lately. This reminds of one company that puts out parodies of popular movies and simply calls them all "This Aint...(name here)"...
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    The costuming is not bad, actually 0.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    The costuming is not bad, actually 0.o
    Catwoman's? Actually you'd think they end up with something more like Halle Berry's outfit?
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    Already been done and Dylan ryder as katwoman is wayyyyy hotter.

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    Y'know, the budgets these porn films are starting to get REALLY worries me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trancelikestate View Post
    Already been done and Dylan ryder as katwoman is wayyyyy hotter.
    I bow to your greater knowledge of porn! You've clearly done some research!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trancelikestate View Post
    Already been done and Dylan ryder as katwoman is wayyyyy hotter.
    Should've called her SCATWOMAN, and made it about da poo poo...
    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    Y'know, the budgets these porn films are starting to get REALLY worries me.
    Why? It's a big money business. It's about time a movie gave us the boner, unlike most regular movies giving us the boner, right in the pooper...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr View Post
    Y'know, the budgets these porn films are starting to get REALLY worries me.
    more a sign of the golden age of accessible porn we are living through.

    hell, when i was 15 a good spank required cinemax and like 15 other things going right.

    now teen boys are just a locked door, turned down speakers and a web site away from the jiggling butts that they all crave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rongravy View Post
    Why? It's a big money business. It's about time a movie gave us the boner, unlike most regular movies giving us the boner, right in the pooper...
    Well said.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post
    more a sign of the golden age of accessible porn we are living through.

    hell, when i was 15 a good spank required cinemax and like 15 other things going right.

    now teen boys are just a locked door, turned down speakers and a web site away from the jiggling butts that they all crave.
    Goddamn kids today. In some ways, I envy them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post
    hell, when i was 15 a good spank required cinemax and like 15 other things going right.
    One time, back in the day, I was watching one of Dad's porno tapes, and stick fighting with Lil Beavis, and the power went out. I immediately freaked, as I knew I needed electricity to get the damned tape out and safely put back into its place at the top of his closet before he got home from work.
    I quickly ran an extension cord to the neighbor's outside outlet, only to find power was out to the whole street.
    The thing that made this suck was that the VCR had this huge red button that would light up when there was an unwatched movie inside. My Dad's eyes were always drawn to it, so I knew if he got home, the power came back on, and he was sitting on the sofa...
    I'd be mortified and he'd never let me live it down.
    I put another VHS box kind of in front of the red light, and sat there with them waiting well after the power came back. When they finally left the room for something I was all over it like a boss.

    Kids these days have no idea just WTF we had to go through to get our jollies.

    I'm just lucky my Dad was a perv and kept a sweeet Hustler collection around and a few good pornos.
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    Got to love the rubber blades wobbling at 41s in...

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    Seeing Bane reminded that this porno could go gay, actually...

     
    After all he is the man that "broke the Bat."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    Seeing Bane reminded that this porno could go gay, actually...

     
    After all he is the man that "broke the Bat."
    "Broke Bat Mountain"?
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